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Everybody! Everybody! Welcome to your doom! Welcome to the only place in a world where forgotten consoles can be used as high-tech computers. That's right, you'll be seeing the Neo-Geo and the CD-i and the Wonderswan again!

Thatkidsam E-Mails

Actual Emails

18. electric stuff
17. gossip
16. trapper & keeper
15. green
14. battle royale
13. not icreature land
12. hockeyjockydude
11. muffin
10. old timey

9. virus!?
8. spacewarrior
7. rival
6. wardrobe
5. documentary
4. dreamail
3. onethousandthreehundredthirtysevenness
2. sandwich
1. ebay

Not Quite Emails

Page Titles

  • E-Mails 1-8, Except for 4.5 and 5: Turbo Grafx 016!!
  • E-Mail 4.5: Rockabilly Paradise!!
  • E-Mail 5: What a Wonderswan Touched!!
  • E-Mail 9: Turbo Grafx 016??
  • E-Mail 10: Sega Makes A Comeback!!
  • E-Mails 11-Present, Except for 15: Swirly Goodness!! So Awesome A Console!!
  • E-Mail 15: Top o' the Mornin' To Ya!

Scroll Button Raps

CURRENT: Scrolla, scrolla, scrolla! Why can't I controlla!?

ARCHIVE:

  • E-Mails 1-5: Hooray for Turbo Grafx! Neck is the best!
  • E-Mails 6-9: Why don't you all come on down and see where my scrollies are headin' 'round!
  • E-Mails 10-14: THATKIDSAM: Due to a minor problem, we no longer have scroll buttons.

ICREATURE: (I never knew I could eat a program!)

Thatkidsam's Computers

Consoles

TURBO GRAFX-16 & TURBO CD

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16-Bit Fun!! Only from NEC!!
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Ol' Faithful U-Cards
  • This awesome computer stores all of its games in these little cartridges, and even has an E-Mail U-Card! Thatkidsam likes to play Air Zonk and various Bonk games on it. He even creates his own games on it, such as SimSandwich! But this is no normal Turbo Grafx. Thatkidsam has tinkered with it to turn the control pad into a keyboard! With... um... turbo... buttons. It also has an add-on attatchment, the Turbo CD. (Emails: 1-4, 6-9)
  • Known Games:
    • E-Mail (Every email from ebay to virus!?)
    • SimSandwich (sandwich)
    • Air Sam: Turbo Enforcer (dreamail and the game of the same name)
    • Zonk's Punk Rockin' Super Extreme Photo Editor (spacewarrior)
    • Trapper & Keeper (Not released)
    • Keith Courage in the Alpha Zones (Mentioned in rival)
    • Virus Bonker 32 (Turbo CD, virus!?)
  • The U-Cards: These game cards line up at the top of the screen displaying the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]". They are made up of the games "JJ & Jeff", "China Warrior", "CraterMaze", and "Victory Run".

SEGA DREAMCAST

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Swirly swirly swirly...
  • The Sega Dreamcast was Sega's last console. It had many great games, but was overshadowed by the PlayStation 2. Thatkidsam thinks the cursor is tedious, so he bought the keyboard for it. It apparently had an e-mail client disc that came in the box. (Emails: 10-Present)
  • The Dream Swirl: This red Dreamcast swirl appears at the end of every email and unrolls into the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".

Handhelds

WONDERSWAN TOUCHED

  • Thatkidsam made this handheld computer from a WonderSwan Color and added a touch screen, improved its graphics, and allowed it to play movies. It has two D-Pads on the left side, with buttons on the right. Right now, it can only play the movie Get Me A Drink. (Emails: 5)

N-GAGE QD

  • This handheld console was the successor to the N-Gage from Nokia. It has a better look and feels "rounder" in your hands. Thatkidsam apparently has one, and plays Demikids on it. All else is unknown about this system, but it has a built-in phone. (Emails: 13)

Inbox (Which Icreature Currently Inhabits)

  • You should email me. I mean, I can make one up to ask myself, and sometimes that yeilds a good email, but usually it ends up like this. Post them here, and within a day, I will realize that I have an email and put it on the Discussion page. If not, notify me on my talk page and I will get to it as soon as I can.
Dear That Non-Adult Sam,
I have a theory that everyone has had one day that pretty much sums up
their life so far. What's yours?
Sincerely,
Einoo

Characters

Main Characters

Present-Day Supporting Characters

Spacewarrior 7838

Disco 1976

Other


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