Thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheye

Ian Stretcheye is the alias of Thatkidsam while he is on the air on his radio show, 94 FM Nightvision Gossip Show. He reveals the secrets of ten residents of Free Country and beyond in the form of a countdown, only available on Friday at 3:00 to 4:30 PM. The rest of the time just has music-free advertisements.

His name is similar to James Bond's, and they both have a way of spying on people (Stretcheye just spies, Flemming created James Bond).

Ian Stretcheyerus is a program created by Thatkidsam to unleash upon the world. It is incredibly annoying, spreading through Nintendo DS's, cell phones, the Newgrounds portal, and other electronics. It switches between a high-pitched valley girl's voice and a very angry Arnold Schwartzenegger voice, either telling the viewer to go shopping or prepare for their death in seven days. It appears as a very crazed Homeschool Winner and it has subtitles, but they start to spin, bounce, flash, become glitched, and are always backwards when they come out of his mouth.

• Debut: gossip