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Thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam
Bio
Thatkidsam, who "runs the show" around here, is a master mechanic and a great programmer. He can program his own files for use on his huge collection of unpopular game systems such as the Turbo Grafx and the Sega Dreamcast which he used as computers by programming an email client for them.He has a brother that looks more like Strong Sad's twin (Brent).
He really, really, really hates popular systems and games. He would do anything to get a sledgehammer for Christmas so he can smash some X-Boxes, or gladly be a dagger marksman and destroy the evils of GameCubes, or cram a flaming disc into a PlayStation 2. He, however, knows that his brother likes DS's, so he doesn't destroy them. That doesn't keep him from destroying PSP's, though. Apparently, Videlectrix is the main video game company in the future, because his future equilavent, ThatkidSamus, uses a PlayStation 832 as a computer because "it's the underdog system".
Thatkidsam once had a rivalry with Bubs over mechanic skills, but Thatkidsam prevailed for several years. But when Thatkidsam's blimp was destroyed, he had no other place to turn. He currently resides in the spacious basement of the Bubs' Concession Superstore.
He has a strange affinity for odd foods, such as the oh-so-irresistable (?) DSaltines, which are hard, black, dusty crackers suspiciously similar to the very small DS cartridges. Also seen around the house are numerous Gruffy Guff Mushroom without the stalk at the bottom. He likes to stick random things, such as meat, inside two of them and eat it like a sandwich. Weird, huh?
Video File Transcript
{Thatkidsam is lying on the ground, his head impaled on The Stick. He gets up and patches the holes in his head with some bandages and turns to the camera.}
THATKIDSAM: Hey, guys! I'm Thatkidsam, the ripped-off assassin! You know me for checking my email on neglected systems, like the Dreamcast. Those things are great. Want a DSaltine? I stole some from my friend, Brent.
{Thatkidsam holds up a box to the camera and the camera nods "no." He starts eating and talking.}
THATKIDSAM: So, I keep accidentally impaling my head on the stick over there {Points to the stick} and I think that's starting to bore holes in my brain. Oh, well. At least I'm not as stupid as Nocturne. So, back on topic. I'm always here to check my email, with the Dreamcast, the N-Gage, anything. I also record a ton of stuff on my VCR, and I'll show some of it to you about every week. I sometimes travel the lands of Free Country in my RV-turned-helicopter, the VirtualCopter with Brent. {Pauses and looks around} Is this webcam file session over yet?
{The file stops.}
Other
- Debut: ebay
- Other Forms:
- ThatkidSamus (7838)
- Yeoldesam (1326)
- Thatladsamuel (1938)
- Ian Stretcheye (Radio)
