Thatkidsam.muffin/reality show

Overview

Thatkidsam Email #51

Thatkidsam makes his own reality show.

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Omni, Mrs. Regibliss

Places: Gruffy Guff Mushrooms Blimp, VirtualMobile

Computer: Gameslayer

Date: May 23, 2005

Lines: 25

Transcript

{The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: Sith Aplenty" Then, three icons appear: "Omni-Mail", "Games Folder", and "Add New File".}

THATKIDSAM: The following cartoon is rated E for Email, Ekul, and Egg-Headed Evil Walruses.

{The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.}

Dear Thatkidsam
Have you ever tried to launch any
types of Television shows? I
personally don't like TV, but you
should try like, the news...
Probably a good friend of yours

Ekul

THATKIDSAM: Awwww. The little shiny penguin thinks he's probably my friend, and he thinks television is capitalized! Well, if you have satelite TV, just tune into the Ian Stretcheye Channel. You'll see the new reality show I designed.

{Cut to Thatkidsam now watching TV in the VirtualMobile.}

MYSTERY PIE

THE LAST ONE TO FINISH IT IS TELEPORTED TO A SCARY PLACE!

THATKIDSAM: So, on this reality show, five people are inside glass tubes with a couple of air holes. They are given pies with mysterious contents... Maybe grapefruits, maybe live cockroaches... And the last one to finish the entire pie is dropped all the way into the tube, onto a table and forced to dance in front of cackling men in turbans and fezzes!

{Cut to Mrs. Regibliss watching Mystery Pie, her hands clasped and crying.}

SHOW ANNOUNCER: Well, that's it, Kevin is the last one! Bye, Kevvy! {Pulls a lever and Kevin falls}

KEVIN: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

MRS. REGIBLISS: NOOOOOO!!!! Kevin... You were so cute!

{Cut back to Thatkidsam.}

THATKIDSAM: There's also this other show that I made.

MONKEY LIGHTSABER DUEL

TRAIN THE MONKEY TO DUEL AGAINST OTHER MONKEYS WITH LIGHTSABERS FOR FOOD!

THATKIDSAM: So, in this one, you pretty much just pick out a monkey in the jungle, shoot it with a dart, and give it a lightsaber. Then, the monkeys attack eachother and everyone eats the loser. I think it's pretty fun, and I totally should have made that show even better-

{Some Fashionmore Henchmen burst into the room.}

FASHIONMORE HENCHMAN: Thatkidsam! You're the creator of Monkey Lightsaber Duel.

THATKIDSAM: Correct. Wait, I mean-

FASHIONMORE HENCHMAN: You're under arrest for animal cruelty!

THATKIDSAM: It wasn't me! It was the contestants! You're all monsters, I tell you!

{Thatkidsam is handcuffed.}

{Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on even better to see the changes Thatkidsam would make.

MONKEY LIGHTSABER DUEL 1.5

• EVERYONE IS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND
  
• THE WINNER'S OWNER DATES THE LOSER'S OWNER
  
• ROMANCE FOR NO REASON
  
• YOU CAN'T GET OFF THE ISLAND

• Click on the Fashionmore Henchman to see a monkey lightsaber duel.

Fun Facts

• Mrs. Regibliss crying at a member being kicked off is a reference to the generic crying schoolgirls do when their favorite member is booted out.
• The result of falling through the tube is similar to a situation in The Simpsons.

Author's Comments

• Rating: C
• No comment

Author Commentary

THATKIDSAM: Welcome to commentary. Version: YOUR FACE!! Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Dinoshaur.

DINOSHAUR: That was weird... Anyway. This Email reminds me of a song.

THATKIDSAM: Heh. "Rated E for Evil Egg-Headed Walruses". I think my friend LemonX came up with that.

DINOSHAUR: What I don't like about the Gameslayer age is that it gave away a good bit of Eagle Strike. Though I do like the reference. Mystery Pie, a classic. Wouldn't you agree, Ratkidsam?

RATKIDSAM: Yeah. Can I have some chocolate?

DINOSHAUR: Oh, was there a reference to Monkey Island in there?

THATKIDSAM: I haven't played Monkey Island. Wait a minute, YOU READ ALEX RIDER? SWEET! Sorrry about giving it away. I'll get rid of that one thing about it being a... Yeah. I'll stop there.

DINOSHAUR: Well that was a HUGE coincidence, because in Monkey Island 4, you have to get your monkey to fight other monkeys. Anyway, how long were you arrested for this Email?

THATKIDSAM: Quite a while. They didn't arrest me until Email 54, unfortunately. I was in there for a month before I escaped.

DINOSHAUR: Ew, that even better easter egg was confusing. Well, for being in the Gameslayer age this Email was short. Hm, my Get Thatkidsam to get me pizza senses are tingling. I believe you know what that means. See all, y'all.