Thatkidsam.muffin/electric stuff

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #18

Thatkidsam tries out for the new garage band.

Cast (in order of appearance): Icreature, Thatkidsam, Markie

Places: Masdiktaht Jet, Fashionmore

Computer: Sega Dreamcast

Date: March 20th, 2005

Lines: 31

Transcript

ICREATURE: {Floats up to the Dreamcast and looks around} (Um... Hi. Thatkidsam is out right now, so I'm gonna check his email for him.)

{Icreature inserts the E-Mail disc and starts reading an email.}

Dear That Non-Adult Sam,
I have a theory that everyone has had one day that pretty much sums up
their life so far. What's yours?
Sincerely,

Einoo

{Icreature reads until the word "Theory, then he is interrupted.}

THATKIDSAM: {Enters and sees Icreature reading the email.} Hey! Icreature! You're checking my email!? Are you asking for another day in the cage?

ICREATURE: (I was just giving the fans what they want! You all want to see me, right?) {Cricket noises, coughing} (You people make me SICK!) {Leaves the room quickly}

THATKIDSAM: Okay, where was he? De da no adu sa...

Dear That Non-Adult Sam,
I have a theory that everyone has had one day that pretty much sums up
their life so far. What's yours?
Sincerely,

Einoo

THATKIDSAM: Woah! Non-Adult Sam! That sounds like the name of some late night channel!

{A logo for "[non-adult sam]" pops up, then disappears after a few seconds.}

THATKIDSAM: Anyway, {clears screen} there was this one day where my neighbors, the Fergsas, moved in. They were starting this new garage band and needed another person to play some random instrument. Well, I decided to ask if I could join, and they said I needed some electric instrument. So I went to the new Voyager Music Store at everyone's favorite mall, Fashionmore! So I tried a variety of electric instruments.

{Thatkidsam appears in a store, trying out lots of electric instruments. He gets shocked as soon as he touches each of them.}

THATKIDSAM: I tried the electric guitar {Gets shocked by touching it}, the electric sax {Sparks fly out of his mouth when he puts his mouth on it}, and the electric triangle {Hits it and falls over} and I couldn't stand up straight! So, I gave up. ...That was the day that sums up my whole life. Getting shocked over and over. Um... Now that I think of it, that day had the least importance of any day in my life! Let's see... Was it the one where I beat Mega Man 7?

{Mega Man delivers a frozen shot to the final boss.}

THATKIDSAM: Was it the day I got Flash?

{A flash animation plays. Millions of Yoshies pop up from the ground and start dancing.}

VOICES: It's a Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi... {A Shy Guy appears on the screen.} SHY GUY, SHY GUY!!

THATKIDSAM: Or was it the day I left Icreature by the side of the road while I ruled the world on the back of a strange dragon?

{Cut to Icreature in the rain while a crazed Thatkidsam flies by on dragonback.}

THATKIDSAM: Anyway, Einy, I don't know how to answer your question. D to the L, can you bring this horrible email to a close?

{A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on horrible to see the rest of the Flash animation.

VOICES: {Millions of Yoshies pop up from the ground and start dancing.} It's a Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi... {A Shy Guy appears on the screen.} SHY GUY, SHY GUY!! {Millions of Yoshies pop up from the ground and start dancing.} It's a Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi... {A Shy Guy appears on the screen.} SHY GUY, SHY GUY!! {Millions of Yoshies pop up from the ground and start dancing.} It's a Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi... {A Shy Guy appears on the screen.} SHY GUY, SHY GUY!! {Millions of Yoshies pop up from the ground and start dancing.} It's a Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi... {A Shy Guy appears on the screen.} SHY GUY, SHY GUY!! {A Pihrana Plant appears and eats up the screen.} Bosses, bosses! Lots and lots of bosses! It's a...

Fun Facts

• The Electric Triangle is from an episode of The Fairly OddParents.
• The flash animation Thatkidsam is a parody of the Internet sensation, Badger X3.
• Mega Man 7 is a real game. Mega Man was using the Freeze Cracker.
• The logo for "non-adult sam" is a reference to the channel, Adult Swim. It also has the same, bracketed logo.
• This is the last appearance of the Spiral Case before it was abandoned.

Author's Comments

• Rating: F
• This email was just... Just terrible. 'Nuff said. I'm ashamed of my creation! Just as with Disco Sam!