Thatkidsam.muffin/not icreature land

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #13

Thatkidsam demonstrates his mad city-creating skills!

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Brent, The Leet, Icreature, Bonk

Places: Masdiktaht Jet, Not Icreature Land

Computer: Sega Dreamcast

Date: March 16th, 2005

Lines: 29

Transcript

THATKIDSAM: Who's always giving Thatkid a hand? Not Icreature, not Icreature.

Dear Thatkidsam,
What would your dream city be?
Make it, or I will pwn you at
Demikids.
From,

Sebbly Pretty.

THATKIDSAM: You beating me at Demikids? HAH! I'll just send you an invite on my N-Gage QD and we'll see who will be pwned! {Pronounces as "Pawned"} Okay, on to your email. {Clears screen} My dream city, eh? Well, I have a mini-model of it under my microscope! Now, let's just look over at it...

{Thatkidsam gets up and walks over to the table. On it sits a microscope. It starts shaking as well as the whole room. The room lurches and the microscope tips.}

THATKIDSAM: NO! That was my best model of a city I ever put on a piece of ice and a toothpick! But, I always have, um, a backup copy. Hey, Brent! Get me that external hard drive that has N-I-L on it!

BRENT: {Walks into the room} Um, I'm sorry, Sam, but Icreature ate it along with the evidence of you ever living in a plane. Man, that list was long...

THATKIDSAM: I'm gonna have to do something to that Icreature... Anyway, we should start to make a new city on my newest game, SimCity 4! {Holds up a gem case with the logo on it} Let's start building! Brent, you think up a good name! Let's start! {Inserts the disk and starts playing}

{A sign labeled "3-4 DAYS LATA..." appears and is carried around by The Leet.}

BRENT: Finally, all of that work payed off! Let's show 'em the town!

THATKIDSAM: {Voiceover as the screen shows everything Thatkidsam says about the town} Welcome to Not Icreature Land!! The domed city a bit southwest of Africa's curve! The futuristic town kicks ALL Icreatures out {A boot kicks an Icreature with shades out} so you won't have people eating your mushrooms! Speaking of mushrooms, they grow tall out of the ground! Watch the grazing bison, ready to be served! Grab a cybercanoe and race down the waterfall! Take a superhot bath in the volcano- WHAT'S THAT GREEN THING IN THE VOLCANO!?

BRENT: Isn't that a tree? Or a person? Or that mayor's advisor guy?

THATKIDSAM: No! Look at that thing- IT'S A NUKE! WATCH OUT!

{The city explodes. Icreature comes in and laughs while a cut scene plays. A green Bonk falls from the sky and explodes, destroying the city.

THATKIDSAM: This is the last straw! Did you save, Brent?

BRENT: No! Let's punish Icreature!

ICREATURE: Heh... Aheh... Bye!

{A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• After about 15 seconds, Thatkidsam will take out SimCity 4 and insert the email disc. You can now click on the easter eggs on the email.
• If you manage to click the ruins of the city before 15 seconds, you can watch Bonk fall and destroy the city close-up.
• Click on pwned to see the following scene:

THATKIDSAM: I have heard that you wish to own me at Demikids! Now, let's just try this over the Internet... {Picks up the N-Gage QD} Ah, Demikids. Now, let's start playing! {Thatkidsam picks up his N-Gage QD and plays Demikids. Powerful demons appear and a demon that closely resembles Icreature destroys them all with a laser.} Hah! That's what you get for challenging Sam!

Fun Facts

• Demikids is a real game, but called Shin Megami Tensei on most platforms.
• SimCity 4 is a real game.
• "That mayor's advisor guy" may be a reference to the mayor's aide in the first SimCity game, who had green hair.
• This email's intro is a reference to The Cheat Theme Song

Author's Comments

• Rating: C+
• I'm not sure anyone understood the easter egg, or any part of this email at all. Originally Thatkidsam and Brent were going to actually build Not Icreature Land, after Icreature ate the model Thatkidsam made on a muffin. But my stupid brother closed the window overnight, and I lost everything. (There's a lesson to you Wikiers: Save it when you're halfway done with a long page, or even more!)

Author Commentary

THATKIDSAM: Crikey, it's another little commentary! Let's hope he doesn't bite my finger...

CONCHRIS: Okay, Weclome to email 13 or not icreature land. Seems like you don't like Icreature alot do you?

THATKIDSAM: He's a cool pet, I'll give you that, but he's just so annoying... Ugh. I thought about giving him surgery to get rid of his laser, but... Let's just say it was nearly impossible. He kept morphing.

CONCHRIS: Anyway, that's a cool town you made.

THATKIDSAM: I would want to live there... If Icreature didn't nuke it.

CONCHRIS: Too bad too. That sounds kinda cool the word 'cybercanoe' or whatever you said.

THATKIDSAM: Yeah, that'd be fun. Don't know what it would look like though... Maybe some cool transparent gel canoe thing? Yeah. Like I said, it'd be fun.

CONCHRIS: And here comes the part where everything is ruined...

THATKIDSAM: DUN DUN DUUUUUH!! GREEN BONK OF DOOM!! BWA HA HA HA!! {Cough}

CONCHRIS: Goodbye coolest town ever. And that was fast.

THATKIDSAM: At least it will come back about 30 emails later. And it will be trans-dimensional, too! Goodbye, everybody.