Thatkidsam.muffin/taco

Overview

Thatkidsam Email #52

Thatkidsam gets a Crapmail account to send out that stupid spam to... Color Printer's answering machine? What? Also known as "The Infamous Crap Email".

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Omni, Brent

Places: Gruffy Guff Mushrooms Blimp

Computer: Gameslayer

Date: May 24, 2005

Lines: 25

Transcript

{The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: Just Laggin' Along" Then, three icons appear: "Omni-Mail", "Games Folder", and "Add New File".}

THATKIDSAM: Sorry for the delay, but it's time for some email!

{The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.}

Dear Thatkidsam,
Do you like tacos?

Color Printer, Taco Maniac

THATKIDSAM: {Reads in an extremely fake Hispanic accent, and puts emphasis on the wrong syllabiles of each word, and pronounces "Color Printer" as "Colour Priñer"} Hm... Tacos? Well, they're just a crappy chalupa filled with crappy beef and crappy cheese and crappy lettuce and crappy tomatoes and crappy onions and crappy sauce and crappy pork and crappy seafood and crappy cole slaw, but... Hm... This is sounding pretty good! Wait... This is... This is spam! MOON CANNON'D!

{The email disappears and another one comes up.}

Dear Leo T. Masdiktaht,
Do you hear that? It's the sound of
music! Come and see our play and you
will like it. I swear. This is really
important, and we want you to come.
Please. I'm begging on my knees. Please
come! It's our life! If you don't come,
I will burst out in tears and that will
not be good. I swear. You don't want that
to happen.

-A Guy Who Doesn't Have A Long Name

THATKIDSAM: {Doesn't even read} Do you hear that? It's the sound of... A moron talking. MOON CANNON'D!

{The email disappears. Another piece of crap- Er, another email, appears.}

Do you like nukes?

THATKIDSAM: No. Go away. SHUT DOWN'D!

{Everything on the screen disappears.}

THATKIDSAM: Wow, I've been getting some spam lately.

{Brent comes in.}

BRENT: You should get a Crapmail account. It filters out the crap emails and sends them to Color Printer's answering machine.

THATKIDSAM: Why Color Printer?

BRENT: I don't like printers, okay?

THATKIDSAM: Why do you think all printers are evil? I mean, our printer isn't evil...

BRENT: It tried to shred my DS into pieces!

THATKIDSAM: Oh, come on. You and your stories... Go away. I need some Crapmail.

{Cut to Thatkidsam who finally has Crapmail.}

http://www.crapmail.google.com

THATKIDSAM: Ah, now to just wait for it to filter out all of the crap.

1 new message!

Crap forwarded.

2 new messages!

Crap forwarded.

THATKIDSAM: Hee hee hee, I like this!

{Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Crap forwarded to see the evil printer.
• Click on new message to see Color Printer's answering machine.

Fun Facts

• The web adress for Crapmail is a reference to Gmail's address.
• This email says "crap", "crappy", and "Crapmail" a total of 19 times. A new record!

Author's Comments

• Rating: C-
• This email had no point, but I like saying crap. Yay!