Thatkidsam.muffin/aile zero

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #37

Thatkidsam gets tickets to the "hilarious" comedy movie, Aile Zéro.

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Fashionmore Henchman, Brent, Aile Zeéro Guys

Places: Masdiktaht Jet, Fashionmore Theater

Computer: Sega Dreamcast

Date: April 22nd, 2005

Lines: 63

Transcript

THATKIDSAM: {Singing} Thatkidsam emails, maybe getting good ratings, see all the emails today! BRAAAP!

Yo thatkidsam,
It's me, Markie. Have you seen "ENGRISH! THE MOVIE!"
yet? I heard it's pretty cool, despite it being a

blatant ripoff of the All Your Base trendyness.

THATKIDSAM: Well, this looks like another no-name email- {Reads again} Oh, it's just Markie. Well, Markie, it just happens that I went to see that movie last week!

{Cut to Thatkidsam going to Fashionmore.}

THATKIDSAM: Yeah, these tickets I got on MovieIM were so cheap! {Stops at the movie theater} Here, have my ticket.

FASHIONMORE HENCHMAN: Sorry, it closed seven years ago. But you can get it on VHS for $2.99.

THATKIDSAM: VHS!? NOOOOO!!! {Screams and runs out}

{Cut back to the Dreamcast.}

THATKIDSAM: So, uh, I never ended up buying that VHS, because I don't have a VHS player.

BRENT: What about the tape player in the family room?

THATKIDSAM: Family room!? Since when do I have a family?

BRENT: Ugh...

THATKIDSAM: And I said "VHS", not "tape".

BRENT: A VHS is a tape!

THATKIDSAM: Shut up, I'm going somewhere with this email! And I was saving up for Final Fantasy XXXIX!

BRENT: Okay, fine... {Grumbles and leaves}

THATKIDSAM: Seriously, too many people have been intruding on my email these days. So, Yoshi-dog, as I was saying, I never got to seeing that movie, but I do have tickets to one of the most popular movies ever... Ever heard of... {Holds up tickets} Aile Zéro? It's the hit comedy movie starring some people that I don't know their names! ...Seriously, who cares about actors? So, it's pretty funny, I've seen the previews. Let's go see it, it starts at 4:45.

{Thatkidsam gets up. Cut to the Fashionmore FashionMovie theater.}

THATKIDSAM: All right, I got some nachos!

{The previews start.}

SPOKESMAN: Portly Washman! He's the only detergent that eats other detergents! Don't eat it, it will eat the other detergents you ate!

SPOKESMAN: And now, for our feature presentation... Aile Zéro!

{The screen turns into a space screen.}

VOICE: In a galaxy not so far away... A spaceship was struggling with an enemy ship.

{Cut to inside one of Earth's starships.}

OPERATOR: What was you saying?

ENGINEER: We encounter problem with doctor.

DOCTOR: You're wife man!

{Canned laughter}

ENGINEER: What you say?

DOCTOR: You're! Wife! Man!

{Canned laughter}

OPERATOR: We throw big rock at ship. It burn's.

DOCTOR: That Earth ship!

{Canned laughter}

ENGINEER: We fire big thing now.

DOCTOR: You crazy?

OPERATOR: Yes.

{Canned laughter}

ENEMY: Ahaha. We got's you now.

OPERATOR: Brick's is on sale. We's throw he's discount brick at you.

ENGINEER: Idea is good. We try.

{Doctor throws a Discount Brick at the enemy.}

ALL: Yay! Enemy dead!

THATKIDSAM: Rats, I dropped my nachos!

ENGINEER: We go back home be amish freaks.

OPERATOR: No, we be Jewish!

DOCTOR: No, you wife man!

{Canned laughter}

OPERATOR: I pull legs. I alien! {Pulls off face, revealing compound eyes}

AUDIENCE: Gasp!

ENGINEER: Engrish save.

{A "holy" book labeled "Engrish" floats down with a light auroura. The Operator is destroyed.}

DOCTOR: All is saved!

ENGINEER: We go home now.

{Canned laughter}

{The credits roll by very slowly while a very high-pitched song plays.}

THATKIDSAM: Man, that was hilarious!

{Cut back to the Dreamcast.}

THATKIDSAM: So, as you can see, that was simply the best movie ever. I'm buying it on VHS, DVD, and even Engrish-O-Vision! Enough said.

{The Dreamcast Swirl comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Engrish-O-Vision to see a sample.

TranslationIsForSuckrs
EngrishWillRuleTheErth
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
YouKnowWhatYouDoing...
TakeOffEveryZigMoveZig
NotARipoffOfZeroWing!!
ThisHeadsetWasARipoff!
NeverBuyStuffFromFashi
onmoreEverAgainSucker!

• Click on VHS to see the preview.

SPOKESMAN: This May, you'll be in for the time of your lives... In this laugh-fest!

ENGINEER: Time give way all funny part's.

{Canned laughter}

SPOKESMAN: These three jokers will be fighting and attempting stand-up comedy in this epic space-time pilgrimage!

OPERATOR: What pilgrimage?

SPOKESMAN: Aile Zéro! Coming to theaters May -8th. Yeah, you heard me. Negative eighth. Movie not safe for babies under 2.

• Click on Enough said. to see Markie's take on the e-mail.

{Cut to Markie and the Bluey. He's reading the e-mail transcript.}

MARKIE: Well at least he doesn't know of ENGRISH: TEH MOVIE. Ergh, stupid Arfenhouse Movie.

Fun Facts

• "Aile Zéro" is "Zero Wing" in French.
• MovieIM is a reference to MovieFone and AOL Instant Messager.
• Final Fantasy XXXIX is a reference to the huge amount of Final Fantasy games out there.
• This email's intro is a re-wording of the Cheat Commandos theme song.

Author's Comments

• Rating: C+
• This movie's plot made no sense, but that's good for a movie like Aile Zéro. I'm afraid using the canned laughter too much was a bit too weird for this email, though. I did like the part about VHS and tapes.