Thatkidsam.muffin/What Is This Thing?

Overview

What Is This Thing?

The welcome speech for thatkidsam.muffin.

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Icreature

Places: Generic High School

Lines: 38

Page Title: Open Your History Book To Page 73209.

Transcript

{A history book is open on a table. A person with a very fake-sounding British accent reads along with it.}

BRITISH READER: Wiki User Emails, and to the non-knowing reader, "That Thing Where A Guy In Real Life Answers An Email Like Strong Bad", was started by the great messengers Mitchell and Hagurumon in late 2004, possibly early 2005. And then, in March, the minor user Thatkidsam comes along and starts one.

THATKIDSAM: Anyway, enough of this rambling.

{Thatkidsam kicks the book aside. The British Reader leaves in a huff.}

THATKIDSAM: Hey, everyone! I'm Thatkidsam, the host of this... Show. So, anyway, if you're here, you either came by accident or you got that thing I sent you. I'm pretty much the reason people visit here. I check my emails, I have pointless adventures, and I play unpopular systems nobody's ever heard of.

{Icreature pops up from the corner of the room.}

ICREATURE: And I'm the comic relief! I have everything... A built-in laser... {Burns Thatkidsam's finger with a green laser} Cool claws... {Flexes}

THATKIDSAM: Enough about you. I only bought you because I was... Very, very drunk at the time.

ICREATURE: {A tear drips from his eye} It's true...

THATKIDSAM: So, uh, I have some other friends and enemies around here, but... I don't really care about them. You might want to start out by checking out their Character Pages under Main Characters. Or maybe check out some of the Toons that I wrote. Or you might want to see some of the best emails under "Outstanding". I don't know... You can do whatever you want.

ICREATURE: ...You're forgetting something.

THATKIDSAM: Oh, right. If you just got the email thing I sent you and don't have a clue what any of this stuff is about, you might want to check out the Help page. So, uh, just check that out and get outta my face and into my face at another page, will ya?

Easter Eggs

• If you wait for a few more seconds, Thatkidsam will say something else.

THATKIDSAM: And usually, you can look down at this Easter Eggs section to see some more stuff. Oh, wait... Was I supposed to say that? I think I just broke the fourth wall... Very, very badly. I hope none of the Fourth Wall Police read this.

{Police sirens are heard.}

THATKIDSAM: Crap. {Puts on a Strong Bad mask}

Fun Facts

• This is a combination of First Time Here? and the process.