Thatkidsam.muffin/strong bad email

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #47

Ugh... Thatkidsam recieves some MORE Strong Bad Emails. How is that even possible?

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Omni, Markie, Hagurumon, Ekul, Brent (easter egg)

Places: Unknown House, Markie's Treehouse, Hagurumon's House, Lukatia

Date: May 10th, 2005

Lines: 47

Transcript

{The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: CINDER BLOCK 3.5" Then, three icons appear: "Feathered Serpent", "Omni-Mail", and "Add New Game".}

THATKIDSAM: Oh, yeah! Check out my new CD, it has every single email song on it! Good thing it isn't real, that would hurt your ears.

{The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.}

Hey Thatkidsam,

If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan

Toronto

THATKIDSAM: Well, Rhys- Hey! Isn't this one o' them Strong Bad Emails? Lemme check.

{The Thatkidsam Omni jumps back to the "File Select" screen and touches the "Add File" button. Another file pops out, "Strong Badgar: Sbemail-Finder". Omni touches it, and the screen comes up.}

STRONG BADGAR
THE SBEMAIL FINDER

YET ANOTHER EDGAR RIPOFF

SEARCHING...

Match found! Currently a ripoff of "new hands".

THATKIDSAM: Awesome, it worked! I knew it was worth those fifty bucks I payed for. The best 50 bucks I ever spent! So, uh, I can safely say that this is a canidate for... MOON CANNINATION!

Bad command or file name.

THATKIDSAM: What- Oh. I get it. Uh, FEATHRED SERPENTATION?

Idiot. It's "Omnify".

THATKIDSAM: Well, that's not a very good deletion method. I have a better idea.

{The Omni figure goes back to "Add File" and touches it, and "Skies of Arcadia (Gameslayer Ripoff Edition)" appears on-screen. Omni goes back to Omni-Mail.}

THATKIDSAM: This should work now... MOON CANNONATION!

Bad command or file name.

THATKIDSAM: MOON CANNON'D?

(Phew) Finally, you get it right!

{The email disappears. Another one comes up.}

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you remember when you would answer emails and
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss
those days.

With a lot of crap,

Mike W

Everett, MA

THATKIDSAM: {Doesn't even bother reading after the "Dear Strong Bad"} Oh, just look who thinks he's Lazy Dan! He even forgot to change the name to Thatkidsam in the title! MOON CANNON'D!

{The email disappears. Another one comes up.}

hey homestar!

I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean
think of all da things you could get with all that money...

cat (yeah that's my real name)

THATKIDSAM: {Doesn't even read it} My Strong Bad sense is tingling... MOON CANNON'D!

{The email disappears.}

THATKIDSAM: I seriously think someone is sending me these all on purpose. I'm gonna go check. {Walks away}

{Cut to Markie's Treehouse.}

THATKIDSAM: Hey, Markie! Have you been sending me Strong Bad Emails?

MARKIE: No.

{Now he's in Hagurumon's house.}

THATKIDSAM: Have you-

HAGURUMON: No.

THATKIDSAM: Okay. Wait... Weren't you the guy who stole my stuff in that one email?

HAGURUMON: Um... No. Now I'm going to your house to do something completely unrelated to burning the evidence.

{Cut to Lukatia, where a huge spaceship is taking off with Ekul in it.}

THATKIDSAM: HEY! EKUL!

EKUL: What? Can't you see I'm trying to esca- I mean, go on a mission?

THATKIDSAM: DID YOU SEND ME STRONG BAD EMAILS?

{Ekul stutters and the ship takes off. Cut back to the Gameslayer.}

THATKIDSAM: Well, I didn't manage to find the culprit, but I will continue to spam those people I think did it. They will give up someday.

{A fire starts, and Hagurumon's laughing is heard.}

{Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @

[email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on culprit to see the culprit.

{Brent is on his DS.}

BRENT: I can't believe I sent him all of the Strong Bad Emails and I still didn't get any screentime!

Fun Facts

• Ian Stretcheye is a character and a virus.
• Thatkidsam's comment on Strong Badgar: Sbemail Finder is an inside joke from the site.
• This is another case of Dan.

Author's Comments

• Rating: B
• Man, I'm really sick of those sbemails somehow finding their way into my inbox! So, new rule: No Strong Bad Emails unless I send them to myself.