Thatkidsam.muffin/senior citizen squad

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #38

Thatkidsam is asked if he likes old people. Hilarity ensues.

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Crustyskin, Youngster, Georgia Hick, The Fattest One

Places: Masdiktaht Jet, Old Folks' Home,

Date: April 23rd, 2005

Lines: 45

Transcript

THATKIDSAM: Check the email, check it right along! Check the email, this is a stupid song!

Dear Thatkidsam,
What do you think of old people?

-Tinny Tim

THATKIDSAM: Woah! Tinny Tim! That's like some kinda robot! So, uh, old people? I'll tell you what I think of old people!

{A newspaper flies up to the screen reading "BANNED IN FLORIDA! Some guy don't ain't doesn't like old guys"}

{Cut back to the Dreamcast.}

THATKIDSAM: Woah... That was pretty bad... Well, all of you readers in Florida, go away. Well, uh, there's no way of surfacing this email now. Except for one thing: Making fun of them even more!

{Thatkidsam opens "Dreamcrosoft SwirlyPaint" and starts drawing. Almost immidiately, some screechy banjo music starts playing.}

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: Senior Citizen Squad!! Crustyskin! {Crustyskin appears, the words "Sixteen boils!" appear next to him} Youngster! {40 years old!} Georgia Hick! {Pickup truck!} The Fattest One! {Magnitude 8.3!}

{All three are in the Old Folks' Home.}

GEORGIA HICK: What should we do today, hyuck!

YOUNGSTER: Let's go watch television!

CRUSTYSKIN: No.

THE FATTEST ONE: No.

GEORGIA HICK: No.

YOUNGSTER: I don't care! I'm going to watch! {Walks away}

THE FATTEST ONE: He's young... What are we going to do about him?

CRUSTYSKIN: Lecture him!

GEORGIA HICK: Okay, I have a great idea, hyuck!

THE FATTEST ONE: What?

GEORGIA HICK: Let's play a game! We show eachother our driver's liscenses and try to have people guess wether it's really them in the picture!

THE FATTEST ONE: What?

CRUSTYSKIN: Uh-oh, it's some hip people skateboarding!

THE FATTEST ONE: What?

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: SKATEBOARDER STAMPEDE'D!

{The skateboarders run over The Fattest One.}

CRUSTYSKIN: Well, it's just you and me, whoever you are.

{A nurse comes in.}

NURSE: Pill time! If you haven't taken your pills by now, you'd be crazy!

CRUSTYSKIN: Hm... Did I take my pills?

{Georgia Hick's left eye swells like Bubs'.}

GEORGIA HICK: I DIDN'T TAKE MY PILLS!! YEE HAW! {Jumps out the window}

CRUSTYSKIN: Well, it's just me and my boils now. {Starts pushing them} Ooh, this one's bleeding.

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS MONSTROSITY ANYMORE SO I'M KILLING HIM OFF SOMEHOW!

{The "eraser" tool from MS Paint appears and erases Crustyskin.}

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: Meanwhile...

YOUNGSTER: I sure like being young and watching television.

GUY ON TV: Boo!

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: SCARED STIFF!

YOUNGSTER: Gah! {Has a heart attack}

NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM: This cartoon is done!! That means it's over!! To all the old people that don't understand, that means that this cartoon is finished! That means-

{Cut back to the Dreamcast.}

THATKIDSAM: Man, that cartoon was rough. Don't expect me to make any more of them.

{A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on cartoon to see the CD of "The Worst of Email Songs".

1. Check the email, check it right along! Check the email, this is a stupid song!
2. Swing your partner round and round, and then, check your email!
3. I check it once, I check it twice, everybody get down with the email!
4. I'm an email, he's an email, she's an email, we're an email, would you like to be an email too?
5. I'm gonna email you, dude! You gotta email me back!

Fun Facts

• Tinny Tim is a character in Futurama.
• "Some kinda robot" is an obvious reference to some kinda robot.
• The "BANNED IN FLORIDA!" is a reference to sb_email22.
• The email songs in the easter egg are from the following emails:
  • senior citizen squad
  • research
  • custom parts
  • green
  • dsaltines
• This was inspired by Color Printer's Teen Boy Team and Teen Girl Squad.
• The "Driver's Liscense Guessing Game" is a reference to the NPR news quiz, "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me". In one of the questions about old people, this was one of the false answers.

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