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Color Printer's E-mails/Teen Boy Team
Summary
Color Printer creates the alternate of Teen Girl Squad: Teen Boy Team!
Cast: Color Printer, Football Player, Cool Dude, What's His Face, The Geeky One, Teen Girl Squad (easter egg), Mrs. Commanderson (easter egg)
Places: CP's Computer Room, School Hallway, Outside School, Football Field, Mrs. Commanderson's Classroom
Transcript
Color Printer: I feel a-like a-checkin my e-mails today!
Dear Color Printer, Can you draw a comic about anything? -Comic Fan
Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing} Well, Comical Fan, I've already made a comic: Teen Boy Team!
{Cut to...some notebook paper. Yeah. TGS music with a boy-ish remix starts playing.}
Narrator Color Printer: Teen Boy Squad! Football Player {#13!} Cool Dude {Nice Shades!} What's His Face {Huh?} The Geeky One {Get a life}
{Cut to TBT standing in the school hallway.}
Football Player: Hey, team. My first football game is tonight.
Cool Dude: Cool.
What's His Face: Cool.
The Geeky One: So?
{What's His Face stomps on The Geeky One's foot}
The Geeky One: Ouch!
Football Player: Why don't you care about my first football game?
The Geeky One: I have to finish my homework.
Cool Dude: Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Don't forget to give us the answers.
What's His Face: Or ELSE!
The Geeky One: Okay, see ya! {walks offscreen}
Football Player, Cool Dude, What's His Face: Geek.
{Cut to The Geeky One walking home.}
The Geeky One: Gotta get home quick!
Narrator Color Printer: PENCIL'D! {A giant pencil crushes The Geeky One}
The Geeky One: Ouch! Help!
Narrator Color Printer: At the football game!
{Cut to the football field. Cool Dude and What's His Face are sitting in the stands.}
Narrator Color Printer: FOOTBALL'D! {a loud THUMP is heard}
{Cut to the football field, where Football Player is crushed by a giant football.}
Football Player: Ouch.
{Cut to stands}
Cool Dude: Ouch.
What's His Face: Ouch.
{Cut to where The Geeky One is walking home, however he is still crushed.}
The Geeky One: Ouch!
Narrator Color Printer: IT'S OVER!
{Cut to the computer room.}
Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing} Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed. I think I'm gonna do a couple more of these. Maybe send them to the newspaper...so they can put them in their daily comic section. {stops typing} So remember, if anybody's cool, it's me.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "these" to see a short clip.
- Click on "daily comic section" to see this comic in comic form instead of video form. Use the arrow keys to navigate.
Easter Egg Transcript
{Cut to Mrs. Commanderson's Classroom. TBT is sitting in front, with TGS sitting behing them. Football Player and The Geeky One have various casts on them.}
Mrs. Commanderson: Okay, class, time to turn in last night's homework.
{Football Player, Cool Dude, and What's His Face glare at The Geeky One.}
The Geeky One: Don't look at me! I was crushed by a giant pencil!
Fun Facts
- The impressive line is from Homestar Quiz.
- This is obviously a parody of Teen Girl Squad.
- Will I do more? You bet.