Thatkidsam.muffin/battle royale

Overview

Thatkidsam E-Mail #14

The long-awaited reappearance of Spacewarrior 7838!

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, ThatkidSamus, Dark Lawrence, Brash, Pegabubs

Places: Masdiktaht Jet, MMO-RPG

Computer: Sega Dreamcast, PlayStation 832

Date: March 17th, 2005

Lines: 35

Transcript

THATKIDSAM: {Playing a game called Pancake Man's Kitchen Adventure} Man, this game is sure a ripoff. It's so kiddie! ARGH! I got stabbed in the heart with a fork! Maybe I should check my email... {Inserts the E-Mail disc} Checkin' email is paradise! I say, paradise!

Hey Thatkidsam
This is a message from the future.
You will defeat Lawrence with a
blindfold over your eyes if you
turn the sound to 7/9 of maximum
volume. Next, wait for the sound
of someone throwing a Pokeball
and jump and press Z, then throw
it down. Walk to your right, then
press A, B down, A up.
From,

UL serial number 119

THATKIDSAM: Woah! Serial number! This must be from WAY in the future! Like... 5833 years in the future!

{Everything changes from 2005 to 7838. ThatkidSamus is checking email on a plasma screen TV with a PlayStation 832. A Commodore 64-font message labeled "battle royale" appears.}

THATKIDSAMUS: Checkin' email with my 832! Why don't you come on and I'll check with you!

Dear Thatkidsamus,

why don't you destroy dark lawrence?

THATKIDSAMUS: Yeah. I should destroy that guy! And thanks to the story that my ancestors passed me, I know exactly how to do it! Lawrence, here I come!

{ThatkidSamus' boots turn into rocket boots and he flies away, leaving his PS832 on. He lands in an Amazon-style place and confronts Dark Lawrence.}

DARK LAWRENCE: Sam, eh? Let's get down to buisness! {Pulls out a red sword from behind his back}

THATKIDSAMUS: You shall die at the hands of a hero! {Loads Ion Cannon}

{The two fight and fight until Dark Lawrence falls. He holds up his sword and it grows wide. He puts it in the lake and jumps on it, and it turns into a boat.}

DARK LAWRENCE: We will fight later! For now I must fly!

{Brash, a chibi version of Brent, runs in and pants.}

BRASH: I'll get him! {Tosses a Pokeball and a strange scorpion comes out.}

THATKIDSAMUS: (Now's my chance!) {Jumps up and presses a button on his back. A Pokeball appears in his hand. He throws it down and presses some more buttons.} AAAAH! I messed up the code!! {Odd things happen to the universe, including the background starting to shift wildly and ThatkidSamus' head falls off}

{A Bubs with white hair and a gold monocle walks in and stops the madness.}

PEGABUBS: Woah! What happened here?

THATKIDSAMUS: Virus.

PEGABUBS: {Long period of silence} LET'S DUEL!! I call upon the power of... Cactus Corn!! {A green, prickly ear of corn appears.}

THATKIDSAMUS: I play a magic card!! Hayuvalnakaslavakia!!! {A bolt of lightning attacks.}

PEGABUBS: I win.

THATKIDSAMUS: How?

PEGABUBS: I invented this game, so I can win when I want it! {The camera zooms out and silhouettes everyone.} Whine whine whine whine!

{Cut back to present era.}

THATKIDSAM: I knew I'd screw it up somehow.

{A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]".}

Easter Eggs

• Click on somehow to see the following duel scene:

THATKIDSAMUS: It can't be! I summon Fresca the Forbidden One!

PEGABUBS: Me? Lose? I cannot lose! NOOOOO! {Explodes and becomes a card, "Constipated Monocle"}

Fun Facts

• The message labeled "battle royale" is a reference to the DVD where the same thing happens when you watch emails, and its name comes up just like that.
• The entire "card duel" scene is a reference to the Yugioh 4Kids anime show.
• "Pancake Boy's Kitchen Adventure" may be a reference to Waffle Boy's Jungle Adventure.
• Dark Lawrence's sword-boat may be a reference to the Cybercanoes in not icreature land.

Author's Comments

• Rating: B-
• I'm not really sure where this one came from. I just wanted to give Spacewarrior another go. Apparently, Ekul informed me that he meant this for Super Smash Bros, which I had lost to Lawrence before, but I didn't know. Oh well, I liked making the Yugioh show making-fun-of.