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Overview

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8.5

The Teen Girl Squad goes to the new mall, Fashionmore!!

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Fashionmore Henchman

Places: Fashionmore

Date: April 2nd, 2005

Lines: 44

Page Title: Teen Girl Squad Issue 8.5: The Evil Shadows

Transcript

NARRARATOR: Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader! {Summer fashions!!} So and So! {Spring fashions!} What's Her Face! {Alien fashions!} The Ugly One!! {Little or no fashions!}

{Cut to all four members of Teen Girl Squad in the mall.}

THE UGLY ONE: I can't believe we had to work at that brain mech factory for seven years just to get these Kissyboots outfits!

SO AND SO: It's worth it, because these look...

EVERY GIRL: SOOO GOOD!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I think we should wear mideval helmets!!

{A mace, a sword, an axe, and a spear all attack her.}

NARRARATOR: MIDEVAL WEAPON'D!!

CHEERLEADER: Ooo! That clerk looks prooty hot! I'm gonna ask if he has any plans for dating me. {Walks up to a henchman}

FASHIONMORE HENCHMAN: Hidoyouwantmetofindanitemforyou.

{The speech balloon wobbles and, being too heavy, falls on top of Cheerleader and crushes her.}

NARRARATOR: BALLOON SLICE'D!!

THE UGLY ONE: Man, our lives are jokes. How do we reappear in each comic?

NARRARATOR: Hey! You're not supposed to...

{A white-out pen appears. It erases The Ugly One.}

NARRARATOR: MEMORY CLEARED!

SO AND SO: Hey, where is everybody? We need to rehearse our new song!

{A huge hammer whacks So and So out of the store.}

NARRARATOR: KNOCKED OFF THE CHARTS!

NARRARATOR: It's over!!

Easter Eggs

• Click on the I in "It's" to play the whacking game!! Click the button to activate the hammer and knock So and So off the charts and out of the store.

Fun Facts

• This originated in the email wardrobe, but the Teen Girl Squad members were in their full flesh. This has them in their regular, drawn form.