Thatkidsam.muffin/Stab Or Treat

Overview

Stab Or Treat

Thatkidsam's plan to get a ton of candy attracts the police. Nocturne demonstrates her "hipposis".

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Rogue Redd, Bubs, Brent, Hyperma, Nocturne, Lawrence

See Halloween Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Places: Outside Opal's House, Bubs' Concession Stand, Sidewalk Road

Date: October 30, 2005

Lines: 110

Page Title: CANDY DEUCE! FUNTIME!

Transcript

{Cut to a large brick wall, where Thatkidsam and Rogue Redd are standing.}

ROGUE REDD: Are you sure we should be doing this? It feels wrong.

THATKIDSAM: How else am I going to get some of the- I mean, wear a costume related to Opal's?

ROGUE REDD: Whatever. Just don't blame it on me if she finds out.

THATKIDSAM: Carry out the plan. I'll be inside this wall, here. {Makes a signal with his hands, and suddenly disappears in a flash of energy.}

ROGUE REDD: {Weirded out} Okay... {No longer weirded out, pulls out binoculars and looks over the wall} Okay... Here she comes... She's... Tethys, you know, from that game you like.

THATKIDSAM: {Thinking} Tethys, the dancer? SWEET! Uh, I mean, I'm glad she is someone from Fire Emblem. Yay. {No longer thinking} You sure? She doesn't seem like that kind of person who would, uh, wear that costume.

ROGUE REDD: You're right. She's now being Moulder, the manly, manly priest.

{Thatkidsam's jaw drops and he falls out of the wall.}

THATKIDSAM: You're- I- She wouldn't- I hate you.

ROGUE REDD: Heh, I was kidding. She's being Tethys.

THATKIDSAM: {Thinking} COOL! {No longer thinking} Remind me to kill you later for that Moulder joke.

{Cut to opening credits.}

STAB OR TREAT
A TOON-TYPE

WRITTEN BY THATKIDSAM
IDEA BY THATKIDSAM

MANY THANKS TO:
EKUL, MARKIE, COLOR PRINTER, MARCUS, LEMONX, PIXELATED

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs, Thatkidsam, and Brent are working on the finishing touches of their costumes.}

THATKIDSAM: What did you say you were going to be, Bubs?

BUBS: I was thinking of going as Axl Rose, but the costume's details were too hard to replicate. I'm'a be Jimi Hendrix.

THATKIDSAM: ...Who's he?

BUBS: {Sigh} You know nothing of music...

THATKIDSAM: Well, at least I know who Joshua is.

{A message quickly flies by the screen.}

NOT THE ADMIN, YA MORON!

BRENT: That's the, uh, sword guy, right?

THATKIDSAM: IT'S A FREAKIN' KATANA!!!! So, uh, Strong Sad. Nice idea. Very original. Shaving your head requires a lot of work... Heh...

BRENT: Look... Being a Soolndwalker makes it hard to fit into human costumes, so shut up.

{Silence}

BRENT: ...So, who wants to hear my plan for getting a lot of candy?

BUBS: Not me.

THATKIDSAM: Not me.

ICREATURE: {From the bathroom} Not me!

NOCTURNE: MEEE!!!1

THATKIDSAM: Who let Nocturne in here?

{A hand waves in front of the camera, and in that time, Nocturne is on the ground with a thump.}

THATKIDSAM: So... Who wants to hear MY idea?

{Cut to a sidewalk. Thatkidsam (Dressed as Joshua) and Icreature (Morphed into a Tampo shape) are walking and floating on it.}

THATKIDSAM: I hate to say this, but I envy you. You don't have to buy a costume... You just have to morph.

ICREATURE: Hah, you envy me!

THATKIDSAM: {Angry} Say, what happens when I attack you?

ICREATURE: Don't! I can't stay in my morphed form!

{Thatkidsam jumps and disappears into thin air. Icreature stops, and Thatkidsam comes flying out of the sky and slashes Icreature.}

THATKIDSAM: Ahh, old classic Thatkidsammery.

ICREATURE: ... {Returns to original Icreature shape and fires a black laser at Thatkidsam. He falls over, apparently knocked out.} I can return that.

{Brent, in the VirtualCopter, dips down from the sky.}

BRENT: You know what the rule is. You laserinate him, you have to clean up the mess.

ICREATURE: Oh, for the love of...

{Cut to someone's house. Brent is high in the sky, flying in a circle around the house with his headlights on.}

THATKIDSAM: {Rings the doorbell} Trick or-

BRENT: {Using a megaphone} TRICK OR TREAT, FOOL. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

MAN: Holy crap, they found out about our secret drug stash! CHILDREN, RUN! IT'S THE POLICE! THEY'VE COME TO TAKE YOUR DADDY AWAY! {Screams}

{The chimney of the house collapses, revealing a rocket. The man at the door runs away into the house, and the rocket blasts off into the sky.}

THATKIDSAM: Somehow, that wasn't the reaction I was looking for. Well, at least he dropped the candy. {Precedes to shove the tray of candy into his bag}

BRENT: Oh, geez... I think the cops are going to hear about this...

{A police car swerves around and a policeman jumps out.}

COP: Hold it right there!

ICREATURE: Aggh! Split up! They'll never find us!

THATKIDSAM: Good thinking! Icreature, go to that-

{Icreature floats up to the VirtualCopter and it takes off.}

THATKIDSAM: Crap.

{Commence police chase. Thatkidsam is easily cornered, since he has no vehicle.}

COP: Mr. Masdiktaht, may I please see your candy theft liscense?

THATKIDSAM: ...Er... Pi pi pi pi...

COP: Thatkidsam, you know you shouldn't be stealing candy. I don't want to have to arrest you.

THATKIDSAM: Hey... Ugh... Hyperma, why do you have to be such a good role player? If you had a voice changer, I wouldn't have known.

COP (HYPERMA): Aww... Just give them back the candy. It's nice.

THATKIDSAM: {Looks into the sky} That's going to be kind of hard...

{Cut to the VirtualCopter, going top speed under Brent's control.}

BRENT: Icreature! Are they behind us?

ICREATURE: We lost sight of them about 10 minutes ago.

BRENT: Why didn't you tell me?

ICREATURE: My favorite restaurant is right here. See ya! {Flies out the window}

BRENT: Grr... Lousy, stupid, meddl- CRAP!

{The copter crashes into a large brick wall.}

BRENT: Ow... I don't think that was too good for my head... It okay. Me brain fine.

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Thatkidsam is counting the candy he got.}

THATKIDSAM: YES! I GOT DOTS! I GOT DOTS! IN YOUR FACE, BUBS!

BUBS: Hooray.

THATKIDSAM: YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, NOCTURNE! Wait a minute... Nocturne's here?

BUBS: Well, uh, Homestar kicked her out for the night, so she's staying here.

{Thatkidsam's eyes turn pure red.}

THATKIDSAM: NO. YOU SHALL ALL FEEL THE PAIN. SUFFER! {Brings out daggers}

NOCTURNE: WHEE!!! KNIVES ARE BAD FOR YOU. THEY DANGEROUS FOR MILK. DUFFELBAG!!!

THATKIDSAM: {Eyes return to normal, but momentarily start to glow a dull white, and his pupils disappear. He begins to speak in monotone.} You have a point. Now I will go out and buy an apple costume for my master, Nocturne.

NOCTURNE: HIPPOSIS FUN USE!!! FUNTIME KILL.

{Thatkidsam walks in a zombie-like fashion out the door.}

BUBS: Uhh... Wow. {Sudddenly stiffens up, and his eyes turn dull white, with no pupils. Starts to speak in monotone.} Yes, yes. Your apple costume and stilletto are coming. {Also walks away}

NOCTURNE: YAY SPOILED!!!! PUMPKIN-

{Cut to another house. Lawrence (Dressed as Neo) runs up to the house and pulls out fake guns. He rings the doorbell.}

LADY: Yeees?

{Matrix music starts to play. Lawrence runs up one of the house walls, and then runs down. He points the guns at the lady.}

LADY: {Screams} Get back! I have a shotgun! {Pulls out a huge freakin' bazooka with five barrels}

{The lady fires the gun. Lawrence does a Matrix-style dodge, and jumps at the lady. She screams and drops the candy. The music stops.}

LAWRENCE: Hm. {Picks up the tray of candy} What? Peanut N & N's? What a rip off!

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, now filled with candy. Nocturne is in the, uh, apple costume Bubs and Thatkidsam got.}

NOCTURNE: GUMMY WORM PWNAGE THE PWNAGE, DAWG.

THATKIDSAM: {Still hypnotized} More candy will be delivered.

BUBS: {Still hypnotized} Yes. More candy for our master.

THATKIDSAM: Yes. Our master.

BUBS: Yeah.

THATKIDSAM: Yeah.

NOCTURNE: DOTS THIS TIME. LOTS OF DOTS!!!! CANDY DEUCE!

YEAH!! IT OVER!!

Easter Eggs

• Click on the pile of donuts to see the following scene:

ICREATURE: {Hypnotized} Lady Nocturne.

NOCTURNE: FUNNY DONUT THINGY!!

ICREATURE: Understood. {Turns into an inner tube, which Nocturne puts on and tries to swim in thin air}

Fun Facts

• "Pi pi pi pi" is from Stinkoman 20X6, the noise Harvax XVII makes when he is destroyed.
• Dots are a popular gumdrop-like candy.
• Stilettos are a type of thin knife.
• N & N's are from Other Character Email Strong Bad and referenced by Imitation Strong Bad E-Mail.