Thatkidsam.muffin/50th Email Teaser

Overview

50th Email Teaser

A teaser for the 50th email... Or is it?

Cast (in order of appearance): Thatkidsam, Cherry Greg, Thatkidsam Stunt Double

Places: Gruffy Guff Mushrooms Blimp

Date: May 19th, 2005

Lines: 51

Transcript

{A spokesman speaks as several screenshots from different emails fly up to the screen slowly.}

SPOKESMAN: It has been several days. People are itching in their seats waiting for the 50th email to come out. When will it be released? Prepare to rejoice as it comes out... Eventually.

{Cut to the Gameslayer.}

THATKIDSAM: What!? You want me to answer an email? No way! I want to get seven months of secquential rest before I do anything more! See you guys!

SPOKESMAN: Aw, come on! At least say something for the teaser!

THATKIDSAM: I need my beauty sleep!

SPOKESMAN: Can you at least say a trendy catch phrase?

THATKIDSAM: No! And if you need me, which I will keep you from doing, you can find me drowning in a hot tub somewhere in my giant mansion!

SPOKESMAN: Apparently, someone doesn't want to write an email. Well, we'll do it for him!

{A new email with replacement actors is shown.}

CHERRY GREG: The email "popular systems", take one! Action!

THATKIDSAM STUNT DOUBLE: Why hello there, I will go check-a some email!

deaer thatkidsam,
why does you hate poppular
systems???????????????????
lunaeirajestorxxxszzorzzozozozozororoeoazozoefiaoozozozozozozozozoorzoroHAXORZ

THATKIDSAM STUNT DOUBLE: Why, popular systems are terrible! That's why! Now, that's my fiftieth email! Isn't that great?

{A horrible imitation of Omni's banner comes down. Cherry Greg can be heard.}

CHERRY GREG: Well, that was pretty good! You hear that, Thatkidsam? You don't have to make your fiftieth email, because we did it for you!

THATKIDSAM: That sucked! The new email is coming out by this weekend! I don't need you...

{The fake Omni disappears, and the real Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [email protected]". We want your ideas for the 50th email, because we don't have any!}

Fun Facts

• The joke about seven months passing is a reference to Waterman, a flash cartoon that had seven months in between Episode VII and Episode VIII.
• The fake email's title, "popular systems", was the original concept for the 50th email.