User:Ekul/Email/87

Overview

Ekul gets threatened and something breaks again

Transcript

{Ekul is in a room never before seen. The room is sparking and very damaged. He shakes his head sadly. Kyves comes on in, sipping a Mountain Dew two liter.}

KYVES: Is it fixable?

EKUL: I'm afraid not. And since we have seen our future forms, this means that someone was sent back in time to change the past...

KYVES: Hang on... what, do you mean it's not fixable ever?

EKUL: Remeber how the entire enemy ship we saw just disarpeared into thin air and the camera recordings did not show any of the enemies?

KYVES: Yes?

EKUL: That was caused by and evil, evil device of improbable scientific proportions. It is known as the Arm of Geddon. There is only one person who can summon it and they are another pheonix penguin. Sadly, the reason I know it cannot be fixed, is that this weapon was actually used on this ship and damaged the time circuits.

KYVES: Couldn't you just replace it?

EKUL: Oh, that's right. You don't know what the Arm of Geddon does. When partially charged, the weapon will damage something's past present and future, but for some reason there is a Time Patch that causes all of its effects to occur as if not damaged, but it just doesn't exist. However, it is completely unfixable because it actually damaged irreplaceable parts here. this makes these time machine circuits completely useless and if I were to want another, I'd have to build it almost from scratch

KYVES: So in other words, every part of it disapears in the past, but we remember it so to leave us and our opinions relatively intact.

EKUL: Exactly. if this were used on a virus, such as AIDS or some other weird diseases that mortals get, it could help so many lives...

KYVES: Wait a second... Marty... he disappeared!

EKUL: You... you're right... He must have gotten hit by it... And the cylinder thing I used to have...

KYVES: So what now?

EKUL: If we got around time without time travel in the past... we would know!

KYVES: ...with only one problem: We can't travel through time to figure out how we did it.

EKUL: Dang... Hey wait... I can use my memory! I'm sure I'll find a memory that appeared in my mind that would take the place of my original time travel. This will require concetrating. This will require... AND EMAIL!

KYVES: How did you pair the two?

EKUL: I don't care.

{Ekul sits at the Trandy}

EKUL: Fire 'em up, Dan!

Hey Kul-E. Starrunner.
I just wanted to ask if you know about the Death Seed Plague. This is primarily because there has been a recent outbreak... Oh, what the hey. It's coming to you NEXT!
-Say goodbye to your non-ressurectable life,
Rya.

EKUL: Heh? I'm a pheonix penguin. I don't get diseases. And no matter what you say, I can be "Recalled to Life" Foolish humans. Foolish mortals. Oh well. Trandy, put the PA on. Ahem.

{Cut to Homeschool, Coach Z and Loyalshot are in a room, playing cards}

P.A.: WARNING: a deadly disease will be released. If you value your life, leave the Trash Can.

COACH Z: I'm beginning to waerry whenorver he answors an emairl.

{Cut back to the Trandy. Coach Z, Homeschool and Loyalshot cross the room and climb out of the Trash Can. Then cut back to the ruined Trogdor II arcade. Coach Z, Homeschool and Loaylshot step out and sit down, then Loyalshot deals the cards and flips the card on top of the deck over}

LOYALSHOT: Trump is plants.

COACH Z: Dang... just when you need the ace of shovels...

{Cut back inside the Trash Can.}

EKUL: Release the Death Seed Plague!

{Some strange gasses leak out. Kyves laughs}

KYVES: Hah! I'm not feeling death!

{Ekul breathes deeply. Nothing happens to him. Kyves stands right next to the thing.}

EKUL: There you go. Death seed plauge? More like... Meth... weed... placard... Okay, retract the gasses.

{The strange discoloration fades away.}

EKUL: Whoa... I feel weird...

KYVES: My brain feels wierd... Migrane

EKUL: My senses are dulled... but this doesn't feel like death... I mean, the other times I've died- Wait a second... I'm remembering my past! My life is sort of flashing before my eyes, because normally it would kill a penguin! Yes... I remember a...

{Suddenly screen flashes. Fade to a city in the afternoon. Okul, C10 and Jyves are in the slums of some US city. Suddenly, a flashy sports car drives up and screeches to a halt. Inside is an orange raven with dangeresque-esque glasses in an overcoat.}

RAVEN: Yo. Sorry it took me so long.

OKUL: Ah! I was wondering when you'd show up, Drave.

DRAVE: Did you get what you needed?

OKUL: Yes, the information is here. Let's go back to 1976.

{Okul, Jyves and C10 jump into the car. It backs up through the slums, then starts speed up.}

DRAVE: Time to break the Sound Barrier, the Light Barrier and the Time Barrier...

{The car speeds up, then goes so fast that it dissapears. Then cut to an older, more 1976 version of the slums. The car appears exactly where it disappeared.}

DRAVE: Back home!

{Flash again, and we see Ekul and Kyves talking to another form of Drave (except he's red and is wearing a leather coat) at an airport.}

EKUL: And we'll meet you at five thirty tomarrow.

DRAVE'S PRESENT FORM: Okay. I'll be there!

{Cut back to the Trash Can}

EKUL: Ah-HA! We have a friend named Dran! And he's at an airport in...

{Ekul looks at his watch}

EKUL: Negative twenty five minutes- Oh DANG! We have to be there!

KYVES: I'll call my plane! The KECS!

{Kyves and Ekul jump out of the Trash Can and out of the Trogdor II arcade. Homeschool, Loyalshot and Coach Z drop their cards}

HOMESCHOOL: Hey- WAIT!

{Homeschool, Loyalshot and Coach Z stand up and start following. Cut outside}

KYVES: WHISTLE TWEEH!

{The KECS flies in. A ladder drops down and everyone gets in}

COACH Z: Whaere are we going?!

EKUL: To pick up Dran!

COACH Z: Oh yeah... Why do I remember the Trash Can being a time machine?

EKUL: Somebody used a time sabotage device...

HOMESCHOOL: Ah! Fascinating! So you are saying that one can build a machine that can change the past without traveling into the past?

EKUL: It's not that simple. You make it sound like building something easy, like a power plant. No, this would take many years and very much more motivation. This machine I have tried to build as a life saving unit. For centuries I worked until I gave up. I recorded my thoughts on a log so that I remembered if I transformed. That's all I know. I don't even know anything else about my past other than certain poins of my other apparitions.

KYVES:Wait, so if Marty was shot... would there be any way... to save him?

EKUL: It doesn't look good. From my first form's logs, I can tell that the only way to cause that kind of damage is to transfer the material in part of it into another universe and exchange it for another form of material. What happened to my trash can, some key components were thrown into some other universe and traded for some strange super-reflective material... If we can find some sort of trace of Marty, we might be able to find out what universe he was transferred to. Then-

KYVES: Here we are...

{The group gets down the ladder and into the airport. Dran is sitting at a waiting area, reading a pasta magazine}

EKUL: Yo! Dran! We're back!

DRAN: Ah! There you are. I almost forgot who I was waiting for. For some reason I remember fighting vogons with Nebulon.

{Cut to Dran in a very strange space suit firing his weapon at a vogon warship. Suddenly he dissapears. Cut back to the previous scene}

EKUL: Creepy.

DRAN: Say, why are you even late? you could have just time traveled...

EKUL:Wait... uh... the trash can can't travel through time anymore...

DRAN:You mean it did at one point? I was talking about using the KECS or your submarine thing.

EKUL: Oh yeah... Forgot!

KYVES:' Heh. My memory's finally catching up to me.

COACH Z: Yearh! Sorm of my memories were orne way and now they're...

HOMESCHOOL: ...another?

EKUL: But wait! I remember now! The KECS can't travel through time and follow the orbit of the earth and my boat thing can't follow the rotation. Mine would send us to a random location on earth and the KECS would be in space somewhere where the earth was thirty minutes ago.

DRAN: Ah! Right you are. My car is the only one that can travel the revolution and the rotation.

KYVES: Well now that that's cleared up...

DRAN: Let's go.

{Dran gets into the KECS.}

DRAN: Let's get back to base. For some reason I forgot taht we had even more associates.

LOYALSHOT: Gah! This just keeps getting more confusing.. Back in my-

KYVES: Shut up. Now that you mention it, there's another team of three birds and our boss.

EKUL: Yeah. Don't worry Loyalshot. We won't be crowded. Well... I guess we'll be getting back to the Trash Can. Or Trogdor II, I guess it's called.

{The paper comes on down}