User:Ekul/Email/25

Overview

Yeah. Another day, another stalker...

Lines: 28

Cast:Ekul, S.C., Homsar

Transcript

Ekul: S'ti emit rof rehtona liame

hey my name is great looking girl ekul!
i she be your girlfriend.

Ekul: (Types aloud) Augh! BOUNTY! SEMI LIGHT SLIGHTLY BLUSHED RUSTED IRON RED WITH A HINT OF ORANGE AND A BIT OF YELLOW, AND MAYBE A LITTLE BROWN, WITH A BIT OF INFARED ALERT!

Alarm: We are at semi-light-slightly-blushed-rusted-iron-red-with-a-hint-of-orange-and-a-bit-of-yellow-and-maybe-little-brown-with-a-little-bit-of-infared-alert. Repeat: we are at semi-light-slightly-blushed-rusted-iron-red-with-a-hint-of-orange-and-a-bit-of-yellow-and-maybe-little-brown-with-a-little-bit-of-infared-alert

Ekul: (Shudders) Bad grammer. No capitalization... You're goin' down!

(The Second in Command bursts in)

S.C.: Did I hear that we are in another alert?

Ekul:Yeah. Semi-light-slightly-blushed-rusted-iron-red-with-a-hint-of-orange-and-a-bit-of-yellow-and-maybe-little-brown-with-a-little-bit-of-infared- alert

S.C. Whoa! This must be prett serious!

Ekul: Yeah. I just posted the bio. It's "great looking girl"

S.C.: This is pretty dire! I'll go issue everyone after her.

(Cut to Ekul in the Arcade playing Super Space Invaders Brothers Melee. An anouncement turns on.)

P.A.: The semi-light-slightly-blushed-rusted-iron-red-with-a-hint-of-orange-and-a-bit-of-yellow-and-maybe-little-brown-with-a-little-bit-of-infared-alert has just ended. Would Admiral Ekul please report to his computer? I repeat:
The semi-light-slightly-blushed-rusted-iron-red-with-a-hint-of-orange-and-a-bit-of-yellow-and-maybe-little-brown-with-a-little-bit-of-infared-alert has just ended. Would Admiral Ekul please report to his computer?

Ekul: This must be about the bounty!

(Ekul goes back to the computer. A message pops up. Ekul reads it aloud.)

Ekul: Agent Esor has just captured the bouty. (Not reading) There we go! Next time, please PLEASE don't make me send bounty hunters after you.

(Homsar comes in with that special shirt)