User:Ekul/Email/76

Overview

Ekul tells his favorite stuff! Buy him presents!

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Cast (in order of appearance): Ekul, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot, Marty, Kyves, Tandy, crowd

Transcript

{It starts in the Trash Can setting again. Homeschool is programming something at the Control Control Cylinder, Loyalshot is suspended from the ceiling working on something, Kyves is working on a floor panel and Coach Z is working on a wall panel. Ekul is still trying to fix his C11, with Marty helping him. on C11's feet}

MARTY: Man... This thing is like building a rocket!!!

EKUL: That's probably because you're fixing his rocket boosters.

MARTY: Ah. I forgot.

EKUL: Ugh... Tat's enough for day one sixteen... Go back to what you were doing unless you want to work overtime...

LOYALSHOT: Back in my dimension we were given double rations if we worked overtime.

KYVES: Okay, we get you! You've told us about your precious dimension enough now!

LOYALSHOT: People weren't that impatient in my-

COACH Z: SHORT UP!
EKUL: {Simualtaniously} SHUT UP!
KYVES: {Simualtaniously} SHUT UP!
MARTY: {Simualtaniously} QUIET!
HOMESCHOOL: {Simualtaniously}CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

LOYALSHOT: Okay, sheesh...

EKUL: Uhg... Oh well. At least I don't have to go all the way to the Poopsmith's castle.

HOMESCHOOL: Poopsmith's?

EKUL: He was the steward. Oh, and it's King Smith now.

{Ekul walks into his room. His room is messy and stuff is littered, but only the floor is scorched from the blast. He turns on the Tandy}

Oh, I'll just auto-log you on

EKUL: Ah thanks. Are you recovering all right?

Yeah... That last email took it's toll, but all I lost were the governmental files. AKA the stuff that prevents you from pirating and hacking

EKUL: That rocks. Log me up, tandy

{Ekul types "Log me up on Ekulmail.exe"}

Dear Ekul,

Yes, Chwoka for the fourth time. Anyway, I wanted to know what your favorite things are.

Signed,
Chwoka, 2005

EKUL: Oh, hey, friend. I do believe you sent me over seven emails? Yes, yes, well my favorite stuff, eh? Well I like things like time machines...

{A picture of a gigantic time machine appears.}

EKUL: I also like treasure...

{A piece of notebook paper appears that says "Too vague. D-"}

EKUL: Ooh! And pasta! I love pasta...

{The notebook paper dissapears, and Ekul gets up. He leaves, then comes back with some steaming pasta with melted goey extra sharp cheddar cheese. He starts devouring it gleefully. He looks back up at the screen, still eating}

EKUL: {Muffled, due to food} Mmmph. I also {a pause is here as he takes another fork-full} love the {Another pause and another fork-full} wiki lots. {He takes a few more bites} Mmph.

Woud you please eat more sanitarily? You're getting outandingly scrumptious cheese and awesomely delicious Rotini all over my keyboard!

{The scene freezes. Ekul comes out(Full body) in front of the previous scene}

EKUL: You cannot resist the taste of Pasta Supreme! It is the best pasta I've ever tasted! One bite alone will make you want it for the rest of your life! You can also buy our Supreme Cheese, which is the best cheddar in the world! Even if it is run by pirates, you won't care since it tastes so good! If you buy it, we'll probably not rob you!

{An astrik appears at the top in white font.}

• Not guarenteed

EKUL: So buy Pasta Supreme!

{Scene unfreezes and go back to the email}

EKUL: Oh, sorry.

{Ekul eats for a few seconds. The he looks back up at the screen}

EKUL: But one thing I love more than anything else is...

{Ekul walks offscreen. Cut to Ekul at the Stick, but there is a stage behind him and a large crowd in the foreground. A large banner is on the top of the stage that says "FANSTUFF GUIDELINES"}

EKUL: The fanstuff guidelines! If you full adhere to it, too, you will love it! First benefit is that you don't have to fix everything later.

{The crowd cheers.}

EKUL: Another benefit is that you will be a more respected user!

{The crowd cheers louder}

EKUL: That means you are one step closer to being a sysop!

{The crowd is deafaning}

EKUL: Last but not least...

{Zoom in on Ekul's face}

EKUL: I'LL REMEMBER EVERY WORD YOU SAID!

{The crowd is in stunned silence.}

EKUL: Oops. Wrong phrase.

{Zoom in on Ekul's face again}

EKUL: SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK

{Zoom out again.}

EKUL: No...

{Zom in once more}

EKUL: YOU WILL-

{Suddenly everything goes dark. Ekul looks up to see a giantic meteor heading towards the earth. Ekul shoots a freezing beam at it and it freezes on the spot, then shatters}

EKUL: Now, where was I? Oh, yes

{Zoom in for the final time}

EKUL: YOU WILL BECOME A BETTER PERSON!

{The classic Strong Bad paper comes down, saying "Email Ekul!}