User:Ekul/Email/17

Overview

The cheat demonstrates a costume

Lines: 28

Cast: Ekul, The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Bad

Transcript

Ekul: I'm've check'd email's...

Dear Ekul,

I want to have the bestest halloween
costume ever this year. How can I make
a Ekul costume?
With crap,

Ben from Ohio University

Ekul: (reads aloud. Typing) D-don't(Types "Don't") even try. You'll either get humilated or people will laugh at you. You probably are too big, which small people made into costumes for big people will look dumb, and I will never- NEVER make a costume of myself for little babies. That's the lowest you can go... (stops typing. mutters.) you gotta feel bad for the people who get baby costumes after them... (Types. Talking regularly.) Anyway.. if you happen to be a The Cheat or something, I can make costumes for ya'll! Let me show you The Cheat's Ekul costume.

(Ekul leaves. He knocks on the Grill. The Cheat climbs out.)

Ekul: Hey, The Cheat!

The Cheat: (Cheatese)

Ekul: Yeah, I'm doin' fine. I want to show people what you are going to dress up for this year!

The Cheat: (Noise that sounds like "Ohhhhh") Meh heh... (Raises the general area where it's eyebrows would be)

(The Cheat goes inside the grill. He comes back out. He looks exactly like Ekul.)

Ekul: See! He looks exactly like me! To the Zettometer! However, don't let anyone see a certain spot under my wingpit. Three- THREE gluons are off! Yipes!

The Cheat: MEH!!(looks supsiciously around.)

(Homestar comes by.)

Homestar: Heyo Ekuls!

Ekul: Hey Homestar! Me and The Cheat were dicsussing about his costume.

Homestar: Oh! That's The Cheat? Wow! You're good at that, The Cheat!

The Cheat: (Cheatese)

Homestar: That's cool! I wish someone will dress up like me someday!

(Strong walks over)

Strong Bad: What about ME? I dressed up like you!

Homestar: Ohhhh! Right, right. I'll dress up like Stinkoman this year.

Strong Bad: Oooh... Coach is doing that...

Ekul: Why not Thatkidsamus? That guy rocks!

Homestar: Perfect! I'll do that!

(All four of their papers come down.)