User:Ekul/Email/28

Overview

Ekul tries to run a piratey taxi service.

Lines: 28

Cast: Ekul, Lookout guy, pilot, homsar

Transcript

Ekul: Era uoy gnitteg derit fo siht? Oot dab.

Dear Ekul,

You should run a taxi cab service!

-ThatkidSamus

Ekul: (Reads aloud) Ooh! It's from that kid! And now he is in a power suite! I want a room like that! (Types aloud) No thanks. I recently got an example showing device someplace not Strong Bad. It would go like this, basically.

(Ekul is on a pirate ship. A nearby pirate looks down at him from the lookout)

Lookout guy: Someone is yelling "taxi"

Ekul: Well, increase taxes in that area and rob them.

Lookout guy: No no no. Taxi means we transport them. Another words, we take people who don't have a means of transportation.

Ekul: Oh!

(Cut back to Ekul at the computer.)

Ekul: Well, that changes everything! This might be a little better.

(Ekul is back in the pirate ship. The lookout from the previous scene is back, and looks down at him.)

Lookout Guy: Someone is yelling "taxi"

Ekul: Full speed to that area!

(The sails fold flat, and a pair of jet engines retract out of the back.)

Ekul: No! I mean-

Pilot: Ludicrous speed it is!

Ekul: No waiiiaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Ekul is blown back. They suddenly get there. Ekul goes flying forward. He hits a chestnut tree.)

Ekul: Eh- Are we therE?

Pilot: Yup. We circled the globe awhile.

Ekul:Oh...

(Ekul falls over.)

Ekul: (Voiceover.) In the case of that happening, I would take a five minute break to recover. When I do, we take the guy aboard our ship. Then we mug him, and leave him in Alaska. Or tundraland.

(Cut back to the Computer room.)

Ekul: So, that's what happens. See you later, Aran- I mean Samus.

(Homsar comes in with that special shirt)