User:Ekul/Email/59

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Ekul: Ah ah ah, oh oh oh, heh heh heh haaaa.

Dear Ekul
Is it hard to flip someone 
off with wings?
Very crapfully:
Phylo D

Ekul: No, because I don't flip people off, and I never have. MANIAC'D!

Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your 
forehead the source of all your super 
powers? Or is it merely decorative?

Aaron C.

Ekul: I don't HAVE a blue diamond thing, but if I did, it would be a kyber chrystal. No. Just kidding. You need to send people better emails! MANIAC'D!

dear ekul

i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts 
University, just like you. Please let me know 
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.

Margo

Ekul: I didn't go to Crazy Go Nuts University! So MANIAC'D. Sheesh. That was short. Ok, maybe I should look at this email differently. DO OVER!

(Ekul brings the email up again. He then edits it.)

dear ekul

i want to be a graduate of Lukatian 
University. Please let me know 
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.

Margo

Ekul: Much better! Now, how can you become a graduate of Lukatia's University?

(Pan out. Ekul types something in the Trash Can)

Trash Can: (Singing nasaly, and annoyingly) I know a song that get on everybody's nerves...

Ekul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
C11:DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP!!!
Kyves:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!

(Cut to the Trash Can materializing. The three get out. You can still hear the Trash Can.)

Ekul: Next time, we're flying. Anyway... This is the fabulous building!

(Zoom out to see a gigantic schoolground.)

Ekul: (Offscreen) Remember, go to college and get good grades! Remember.

(Zoom in extermely quickly)

Ekul: REMEMBER DANGIT!

(Cut back inside the Trash Can. C11 puts a projection on the wall that says "Email Ekul".)