User:Ekul/Email/19

Overview

Trevor dies. The cause? Forgetting to capitalize

Lines: 28

Cast: Ekul, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homsar

Transcript

Ekul: How much mail can an email mail if email could e mail? oh... I can do better than THAT!

Hi ekul. This is Trevor from Hampden

Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a

vampire and

Ekul: (Reads. Stops at "ekul") Capitalize my name, man. You'll end up blowing your computer up if you don't. Trust me! Look at what happens to people who don't capitalize!

(Cuts to a regular person at a computer. They turn into a rock. Cut to a person who spills glue on their Enter key. Then they lean too close to a window when they forget to capitalize, and fall out. Cut to someone writing on a paper at a train stop. The letter was to small, so when they have an involuntary spasm, the pencil flies into their chest and they fly into a train track, and cut to a birds eye view as the train runs them over. Return to Ekul)

Ekul: (Fancy font) Expecteth a big supriseth today... When thou endeth up with thoust chest impaleth to a stickth! (Returns to reading.) Oh, look! I was right! You died because of not capitalizing my name! I gotta add this!

(Ekul leaves. After that he goes to a meeting against incorrect writing. Ekul, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homsar are the only ones seen at the head at the table. There is a plaque above Ekul)

plz help in ending mispellling
noncpatialisaton and net slang.

Strong Bad: I totally threw a brick through those girl's dad's windsheild! It was great!

Ekul: Oh yeah! And remember when The Cheat and you broke into Homestars house tow emails after he misspelled you name and broke his cowlamp? Awesome...

The Cheat: (Cheatese)

(Everyone, including Homsar, starts laughing)

Strong Bad: (Laughing) You did that to him? Classic!

Ekul: I gotta take lessons from you!

(After a LONG while the laughter dies down)

Homsar: I had a crawdad by the lawnmower. The bucke asploded the gyrostofic stablers!

Strong Bad: Umm... Uh-huh... that's... Um.... We should make this organization against his kind, too.

(Ekul, The Cheat and Homsar stand up.)

Ekul: I DECLINE THE MOTION!

The Cheat: (Angry cheatese)

Homsar: I put the pickles in your speedo!

Strong Bad: Well, that makes that plan go down the drain in flames...

(All four papers come down.)