User:Ekul/Email/84

Overview

Ekul gets off subject (Again)

Transcript

{Ekul walks into his room. He turns on the Tandy. Turn to the normal email perspective.}

Yo Ekul. You got two new emails and that's at least good.

EKUL: You got THAT right.

Have you found Marty yet?

EKUL: No... And looking back, there's no record that he even existed! We looked at previous recordings and he's COMPLETELY gone! No trace

That's freaky.

EKUL: Tell me about it. Launch the email, tandy!

Dear E-cool,

What do you believe is the best region of the world?

Signed, Mike Ragnal (aka Ragnal87)

EKUL: Oh, cool. Ragnal sounds like a super pilot or something. Or maybe a captain of a superboat. Eh, whatever. {Typing aloud} Well Ragnal, I am very happy that you've sent me a real good email and not a plea for help slash an incredibly specific plot email. That's all I get now. Now, onto the answer. I really like Free Country, but I LOVE the arctic sectors of the earth. That's where Lukatia is in the real universe. But besides the obvious, I always been partial to the seasonal random weathered places. I don't know why.

KYVES: {Offscreen} Hey Ekul, What happened to the Central Command Cylinder?

EKUL: Oh crap. Something else dissapeared... BUT WHY THIS?

{Ekul runs out. the cylinder is gone.}

EKUL: Hm... Well, I have an idea.

{The scene fades, then when it comes back, the Tandy is right near the screen of the Trash Can. There are various cables, and the Tandy has wires coming out of it. Coach Z, Loyalshot, C11, Kyves and Homeschool are all sitting back, holding various tools. Ekul is holding a remote}

EKUL: Alright, let's hope this works!

{Ekul presses a button. Suddenly, there is a surge, and a flash of light. Ekul, Loyalshot and Coach Z are thrown to the ground and Kyves, C11 and Homeschool hit the wall. Ekul stands up}

EKUL: Ugh... did it word? Trash Can, Tandy, diagnostics

{A new voice eminates from the Trash Can}

TRASH CAN: Merge complete. Tandy is now assimilated inside of my systems.

EKUL: It... It worked! PROJECT TRANDY CAN IS A SUCCESS! Are you fit to travel yet?

TRASH CAN: My systems are still being integrated. It may take a while.

{Ekul gets out of the Trash Can and into Free Country.}

EKUL: Call the K.E.C.S. Or Kecks, if you prefer.

{Kyves' ship flies up and Kyves jumps and flies up inside it.}

EKUL: {Shouting} HEY! You can fly, but I can't!

COACH Z: And I'm no Bubs, either!

KYVES: Fine, "Landlubber".

EKUL: Hey! I'm a Seabird, and you know it!

LOYALSHOT: You know, this reminds me in my dimension when-

{The KECS flies down and picks the rest up. After everyone gets inside, and it starts to fly. Suddenly, they get hit by something in the sky}

C11: {Beeping}

EKUL: Oh crap... New enemy?

{Cut down to see a Penguin on the outskirts of free country that's wearing a dark purple outfit and Ekul's size}

MASKED PENGUIN: GET DOWN HERE, NOBODY LEAVES FREE COUNTRY!

{Ekul talks into a radio}

EKUL: You can't make us!

{Cut back outside}

MASKED PENGUIN: Oh yes I can...

{Suddenly, KECS starts to lose altitude.}

KYVES: We're losing al...titude... Augh... it's hard... to stand...

{Suddenly everyone begins slouching}

COACH Z: Augh! My... back...

KYVES: I feel heavy....

HOMESCHOOL: Gs... rising...

LOYALSHOT: In... my... dimension...

KYVES: We... must... land...

{Ekul suddenly strains and stands up, then leaves the cockpit nobody notices. Suddenly, Kyves looks alarmed}

KYVES: Something is falling away from the plane! I'll land...

{Cut to someone falling from the plane. Zoom in to find Ekul is putting on his PolarFlame costume over his other outfit. He takes off his hat and sunglasses and puts on his helmet. He then creates a ball of fire around him, and divebombs at the mysterious penguin, who dives out of the way as Ekul lands on the ground}

POLARFLAME: Who are you, Miscreant?!

MASKED PENGUIN: I'm called the Gravity Grinder!

POLARFLAME: Ah! Finally a supervillan, or whatever!

GRAVITYGRINDER: That's me! I figured you'd come to this plane's rescue!

POLARFLAME: I am PolarFlame! I-

GRAVITYGRINDER: Yes I know.

{GravityGrinder leers as he hold up his fists}

GRAVITYGRINDER: Let's get to the fighting!

POLARFLAME: FINALLY!

GRAVITYGRINDER: What?! I thought heroes disliked fighting!

POLARFLAME: Uh, yeah. I hate it, um. Peace maybe. Okay, I give up, let's fight.

{GravityGrinder forms a dark purple cloud over his head}

POLARFLAME: Pfff. That's girly.

GRAVITYGRINDER: Hey! Real men... um... use... purple...

{GravityGrinder hurls the spherical ball at PolarFlame.}

POLARFLAME: Augh! That attack was... good for the action figures!

{"Cheap As Free" goes across the bottom in a cloud}

ANNOUNCER: All new from the company that brought you CheatCommandoes^TM!

{The CheatCommandoes logo flashes across the screen}

ANNOUNCER: And now, we're going to bring to you more PolarFlame action straight from your local Ekul Emails! Just send an unrelated or related email to Ekul and he might answer it with a PolarFlame action Email! And don't forget to buy all our Ekul Emails and PolarFlame figurines! You can get Excellent Ekul!

{Ekul's action figure appears in the corner}

ANNOUNCER: Cool C11

{C11's action figure apears next to Ekul's}

ANNOUNCER: Keen Kyves!

{Kyves' action figure apears next to C11's}

ANNOUNCER: Loyal Loyalshot!

{Loyalshot's action figure apears next to Kyves'}

ANNOUNCER: Hilarious Homeschool!

{Homeschool's action figure apears under Ekul's}

ANNOUNCER: Masterful Marty!

{Marty's action figure apears next to Homeschool's}

ANNOUNCER: Nefarious Nived

{Nived's action figure apears next to Marty's}

ANNOUNCER: KopyKat Kyved

{Kyved's action figure apears next to Nived's. Marty's dissapears}

ANNOUNCER: Creative Coach Z

{Coach Z's action figure apears under Homeschool's}

ANNOUNCER: Pefect PolarFlame

{PolarFlame's action figure apears next to Coach Z's}

ANNOUNCER: Grandvillan GravityGrinder okay that was lame

{Gravity Grinder's action figure apears next to PolarFlame's}

ANNOUNCER: And Possibly later you'll find out more on the mysterious new "PolarMag!"

{A birdlike hero looking action figure apears next to GravtyGrinder's action figure}

ANNOUNCER: Buy one today, or simply Email Ekul and you COULD get one, free!

{"Email Ekul" is seen in text between the action figures}