User:Ekul/Email/34

Overview

Microsoft emails him? Nah, it's just Mkwhateverdude.

Lines: 24

Cast: The Cheat, Ekul, homsar

Transcript

(The Cheat is using his computer. Ekul runs onscreen.)

Ekul: The Cheat?

The Cheat: Meh?

Ekul: My computer is broken, so can I use yours? I need to answer one email. That's it.

The Cheat: Meh heh.

(The Cheat scoots aside. Ekul sits down. Cut to normal computer view. Ekul clicks on Strong Bad Emails, and highlights "Strong Bad" and types Ekul. Then he clicks on it.)

Ekul: Hu... M'i tsomla tuo fo liame spar...

Ekul:

Who are you working for?

--mk5dude

Ekul: (Reading, Typing)Well, if you must know... Wait... Are you from microsoft?! Mk5dude... Wait a second!

(Ekul rips a disk out of his pocket.)

Ekul: My unecessarry letter destroyer!

(Ekul puts it in. The screen pops up with a message.)

Aye, Matey! Captain Perr at yer service.
Getting rid of the first half of the alphabet...

Ekul: There we go! now time to conquer this...

u:
Wo r you worn or?
--5u

Ekul: Ahh... That's the real message! (Typing)Woe am I to wear, or what? Are you threatening me? YOU WON'T THREATEN ME! I can bring you down! And you aren't worth five of me! Or, wait... "Whoa! Am I worn out?" Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, but you still aren't worth five of me. Txen liame. (His typing comes ouyt like this:)

Wo to wr, or wt? r you trtnn ? YOU WON'T TRTN ! n rng you own! n you rn't wort v o ! Or wt... "Wo! worn out?" s tt wt you'r tryn to sy? Y, ut you st rn't wort v o .

Ekl:
h ae kig f?
--mk5dde

Ekul: Whoa! Or should I say... "wo"! (Typing Aloud) Do you have "incorrect spacing disorder", Also known as ISD? And "Mark five dance dance evolution..." Sheesh...(Not typing. Ends up like this:)

D hae "icec acig dide", al k a ID? Ad "Mak fie dance dance elio..." heeh...

Ekul:I gotta tell Kati in Keluia, our woodland habitat, or our mainland about this... maybe I should tell Secratary of State "John" about this.

(Homsar comes in. Ekul seps off the stool, and The Cheat gets back on)