User:Ekul/Email/37

Overview

Ekul is asked about the english.

Lines: 35

Cast: Ekul, C11

Transcript

Ekul: Yal ti no em!

C11: Krrr koclocko der berp

Hi Ekul,

I'm from England. What do you think of
the English?

Thank you,

Mark

Ekul: Hmmm... Let's see... (Moves the mouse to the start function. He clicks on something illegible) Current status... (A screen pops up.)

Hello Ekul. Please enter in the country you need to look at. _________

Ekul: Let's see here... (Typing, not speaking) England

>

Britain: Current allegent status: Neutral

Ekul: Whoa! I need to fix that! (Brings Email back up. Types aloud) Ok, Mark! There are some English people on this wiki, but I don't know about the country. (Not typing) Ok! Let's go, Trashy!

(Ekul walks over and types somthing into the console.)

Trash Can: (Microsoft Sam voice) Error. Error. Cause of error unknown. Effect of error unknown.

Ekul: Oh great...

(The Trash Can rumbles. The screen fades to black as it shakes. Cut to Ekul laying on the floor, C11 laying near him. Ekul gets up)

Ekul: Ungh... Status report...

Trash Can: I don't know where we are.

Ekul: Good. Gravy. Whatever can I do?

C11: Kup Kup.

Ekul: Great idea! But will it work?

'C11: Bleep beep dorp.

Ekul: Good point.

(Ekul types something in on the Trash Can. A rumbling occurs. Fade to black again. Cut to Ekul holding on to C11 and the cylender.)

Ekul: Status report.

Trash Can: We're in England...

Ekul: YES!

Trash Can: ...circa 1967.

Ekul: Could be worst. Let's go!

(Ekul runs out. Cut to outside. He hops out of the Trash Can. He runs offscreen. A crash, an explosion and a bang later, he runs back onscreen and teleports away. Cut to him back on the email client)

Ekul: I dunno. It's a little hostile, what with all the angry drivers and police running towards me.

(C11 beeps. He puts a projection on the wall that says "Email Ekul".)