User:Ekul/Email/56

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Ekul: Fi uoy liame em, Ll'i emoceb suocsiv.

Il soggetto: gli Idraulici Ballano 

Ekul Caro, 
È un me-uno, Mario! 
Sono venuto a lei il migliore di 
fortuna! Lei ama per dormire con
i pinguini  sulla sua testa? 
Il suo idraulico nuovo, Mario

Ekul: Err... I don't speak Potuguese. However, I do speak every other language, including Bocche.

C11: (Words appear on the screen) That language is called Itallian.

Ekul: Oh! I speak Itanagles like a second language. Do re me fa so la ti do!

C11: (Words appear on the screen as he beeps) Are you OK?

Ekul: Maybe definitely possible.

C11: (On Screen) Quit it! You're creeping me out!

Ekul: I can FLY!!!!

(Ekul runs into his room. Kyves comes in with a Darth Vader-looking gas mask on. He sounds like James Earl Jones)

Kyves: (Heavy breathing) Hello? Is this translator working? Good. I'm wearing this because a highly halucegenic gas leaked out

C11: (On screen) I've got a bad feeling about this. How long does Ekul's dosage last?

Kyves: A few days.

(Ekul runs out with a superman costume on)

Kyves: Stop! You mustn't leave!

Ekul: Aww... But I was going to the mall to get some power converters!

C11: I hope the drug doesn't affect droids.

Kyves: Oh! I forgot about that!

(C11 suddenly sparks. He falls over.)

Kyves: Shoot! His motivator broke!

Ekul: IGNITION!

(Ekul runs off.)

Kyves: NO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Grr... Blast it C11, where are you when I need you?

(Kyves runs after him)

Ekul: Ok, Ekul, do or do not. There is no try...

(Ekul runs and jumps a cliff)

Ekul: This is red two lifting off!

(Ekul starts to fall)

Ekul: No! It can't be true! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This party's over!

(Kyves runs and flies on the cliff.)

Kyves: I hate it when he does that. And now, young Ekul, you will die.

(Ekul hits the ground)

Kyves: It's over, Ekul, I have the high ground! Reach into your feelings. You know it to be true.

Ekul: Hah! HA HA HA! I did it!

Kyves: Oh no! I've killed him!

Ekul: I didn't die when I jumped of the cliff!

(Kyves lowers a rope)

Kyves: I need to lower myself down!

(Ekul grabs onto the rope. He starts climbing.)

Ekul: Almost there... Almost there... Just a couple more seconds...

(Ekul reaches the top)

Ekul: I went off the cliff

Kyves: Be mindful. Be paitent.

Ekul: Yes, Kyves.

Kyves: Next time, try not to lose it.

Ekul: Yes, Kyves.

Kyves: You almost died falling off that cliff.

Ekul: I try Kyves.

(The two walk in. C11 projects a hologram of a penguin.)

Penguin: Please, Email Ekul. It's my only hope!

(It repeats over and over)