User:Ekul/Email/57

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Ekul: S'ti emit rof rehtona liame, gnidrocca ot eht knil!

Dear Ekul-a,
It has recently come to my attention
that your legs are made of glue.
Or was it tape? Well, whatever.
Is this true?
Nick Brick

Ekul: You guys just won't let me away on this. Seems I already got this one way back in email 31!

(Cut to the gray-lenze border.)

Dear ekul,
my brothers are always telling me that your 
legs are made of tape, is that true?
-Nicolas

Ekul: Dear Nicolas! My brother and I say that you and your brothers are morons!DELETED!!

(Fade out from gray-lenze border.)

Ekul: You're even named Nick... AND NEVER NEVER email me a Strong Bad email. MANIAC'D! That was your final warning people. I will delete by default Strong Bad emails in my inbox. What do you think, Kyves?

(Pan out)

Kyves: Ceak, Squeaki-

Ekul: No-no-no. We've got to do something about your speech.

(Ekul turns toward C11.)

Ekul: C11, show a picture of Pom Pom

C11: Beeep derp bop.

(A picture of Pom Pom appears.)

Ekul: This is the result of a person attempting to have two very important speechless characters in a thing. This cannot go on any further.

(Ekul looks directly at the camera)

Ekul: Readers, watchers... I am at a crossroads. It is very hard to have one talking person and two speechless characters. The conversation is basically one person! So please, tell me if you want Kyves to talk or not in my Email's talk page. C11, bring this email to a close.

(C11 projects a hologram of "EMAIL EKUL. DISCUSS THE TOPIC AT HAND!".)