User:Ekul/Email/18

Overview

Another wierd guy, another bounty...

Lines: 18

Cast: Ekul, Pom Pom, many pirates

Trascript

Ekul: Who? What? Where? When? Why am I saying this?

Dear Ekul,

Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around without
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-
Pom has my number.

Hopefully yours,

Brian

Ekul: Ewww... BRIAN? You've just made the top of my bounty list! One way to get you... (Leaves)

(Ekul walks to the Stick. Pom Pom is on his Pom pilot.)

Ekul: Pom Pom, I need your cell... I need to call Brian...

Pom Pom: (Bubbling)

Ekul: I got an email. He wants to be (Laughs) taken out. Yeah I'll take him out with a bazooka- I mean to Jakes.

Pom Pom: (bubbles and and hands Ekul a cell phone)

Ekul: Thanks! (Ekul finds Brian's number. He writes it down) Thanks Pom Pom.

(Ekul runs to the Trash Can again. He types the number for the adress. He types 555-9876)

Ekul: That's in... Ho ho ho... (types in a notice to all millitary. REWARD FOR BRIAN: 6000. Presses enter.)

Ekul: Now we wait!

(Ekul leaves. Fade to black. Cut to him playing Super Pong Brothers Melee. A notice appears at the top of the screen. He clicks it. "Bounty captured. Money sent")

Ekul: Yes! This calls for a cerimony!

(Cut to a cerimony, with someone walking down a red carpet. Everone still wears pirate garb.)

Ekul: Congradulations. You got a good score. Now for the credits.

(Screen fades. Credits roll extremely fast. It's a blur if you freeze the screen. After it's done, the words appear that say "Click here to email Ekul")