User:Ekul/Email/31

Overview

Strong Bad let's Ekul use the lappy, but it looks like the compy for some reason

Lines: 41

Cast: Strong Bad, Ekul, Homsar

Transcript

(Ekul walks into the Strong Hold, and right into Strong Bad, who, you guessed it, is answering an email.)

Strong Bad:...so you see, Heraldman, it turns out I don't have many money reserves so I-

Ekul: Hey Strong Bad,

Strong Bad: Gah! What're YOU doing here?

Ekul: I need to use your computer.

Strong Bad: Tough. Oh Strong Ma-

Ekul: AND I'll give you 100$ after the email's done!

Strong Bad: Whoa! Why do you have so much money?

Ekul: Let's just say that some rich guy is going to be hungry.

(Ekul sits on the chair and types on the lappy "Ekul_Mail.exe Password:*****************************)

Ekul: Siht emit M'i gniog ot rewsna no Gnorts S'Dab Yppal.

hey ekul,

help us come up with a name for our band. i was
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first
show tomorrow.
you rule

- dan

Ekul: Whoa! (Talking without taking a breath) This guy thought I was going to give advice, but guess what

DELETED!

Ekul: Won, otno eht txen eno!

Dear Ekul,

My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?

Crapfully yours,

Roy

Ekul: Good for you, roy!

DELETED!

Ekul: Uoy nac pots em!

dear ekul,

ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any
stand up comidic stuff?

crapfully crappy,

joe p.

Ekul: I consider this spam. I keep spam right?

WRONG!!

Dear ekul,

my brothers are always telling me that your
legs are made of tape, is that true?

-Nicolas

Ekul: Dear Nicolas! My brother and I say that you and your brothers are morons!

DELETED!

Ekul: Gnihton nac pots em! GNIHTON!

Dear Ekul,

Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems
like a nice guy to me.

Caitlyn

Ekul: You think I hate Homestar? Well I hate to do this,

DELETED!

Ekul: Not really, flamer!

Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?

steve

sterling, VA

Ekul: Well...(Looks up, as if in though, staring into space. Then he snaps back down right as he says the next word.)

DELETED!

Dear Ekul,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Mike,

Bend Oregon

Ekul: Dear Mike! How do you type since you're yodeling upside down all the time?

DELETED!

Dear Ekul,

Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap?
Where did the word crap come from?

Crapfully crapfully,

Chad

Ekul: Apparently you know nothing about origins of stuff! Where do you live, a hole?

DELETED!

Ekul,

Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed.
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like
the highlight of my week.
Surprised at your lack of humor,

Sue

Ekul: Oh! So now I'm losing my touch! My last email is better than you!

DELETED!

dear mr repostirc

make a cartoon with only u in it and then
just u do the commentary
crapful

geroge

Ekul: That happened once, but apparently you are serious because of the quality of the email. You're just asking for it.

FWD'd TO THE

KOT!!

Ekul That about does it. No more stinkin' emails that put a bad name to the internet. No more spring break slackers. Ahhh....

(Homsar comes in.)

Strong Bad: Hey! What happened to your the paper?

Ekul: My computer fired it.

Strong Bad: Oh. (Turns to the Lappy.) Don't YOU do that, now.