User:Ekul/Email/65

Overview

Ekul, come home!

Lines: 19

Cast (in order of appearance):Kyves, C11, Ekul,

Transcript

Kyves: M'i gnirewsna siht eno.

Dear Ekul,

Do you anticipate your hair turning into
pudding, seemingly for no reason, anytime
soon?
The pizza blob guy,
Shadow Scythe

Kyves: (Reads "Dear, then replaces "Ekul" with "Kyves". He then replaces "your" with "Ekul's") Dumb email. This won't help me get Ekul back. I have reason to believe he is still alive.

Ekul's Voice: K-kyves! H-help me!

Kyves: Ekul? Where are you? You aren't a ghost are you?

Ekul: N-no... I am preserved inside of an object... f-find me...

Kyves: NO! I will! I will find you!

(Kyves gets up and C11 and run. ANOTHER MONTAGE! SHEESH! This time it plays "The one I'm waiting for" by Relient K. Kyves opens up the control cylender, and looks inside, C11 unscrews the screen of the Trash Can. A boxing fist comes out and knocks him down. Kyves lifts up the sheet of his bed, then lifts up the matress. C11 overturns a table, then the chairs. Kyves opens up a desk in a study. C11 turns a light on and off. The montage ends as they walk into the kitchen.)

Kyves: Iwish there was some kind of hint...

C11: Der borp ker.

Kyves: Except... the Email!
C11: (In unison) Lerr!

(Kyves puts him in the limo, and C11 fiddles with the "radio" in the car. Ekul's body comes out like a pizza but his feathers are pudding. Suddenly he changes back He satnds up)

Ekul: KYVES! C11! You saved me! That means you guys have the right to be emailed!

(C11:"Now you can answer our emails, too! Email ANY of us!")