User:Ekul/Email/22

Overview

Ekul gets mad

Lines: 22

Cast:Ekul, one gangster Cul, Ul, Okul, Sacul, Sir Nekul, five gangsters

Transcript

Ekul: It be time for another one...

If you are so evil, how come you don't rule

the world or at least some kind of field?

Mike, UK

Ekul: (Types aloud) Evil... EVIL? EVIL?? EVIL?! EVIL?!?!?!?!?! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T RULE SOMETHING? THUNDERING IDIOT!!

(Pan out. A punk walks in. He has a mohawk, a gun, an eyepatch, he's all dirty, and he has many piercings.)

Punk: Gimme all your money or I'll kill you.

(Ekul turns around. He looks extremely angry. He hits a button, then he kicks him out of the Trash Can. The other five of Ekul's forms are there. Five other punks are there.)

Cul: This is the last time you'll ever challenge to me when an idiot comes and emails me about me being evil. You're going DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Ul: Affimative. You will be terminated. Get ready to fade.

Okul: That was not cool. You will be smashed! Good bye!

Sacul: You fool! Are you prepared for an ultimatum! This will be your last!

Sir Nekul: Thou- Aw screw it. Prepare to meet my blade. Get ready taste defeat!

Ekul: I'll make you wish you never messed with me! ARE YOU READY?

Punks 1-5: We'll bring you down!

(Cul begins to glow. The he flies towards the punks, his Cyberblade outstretched. UL has twin lightsabers come out of his hands. A rocket beneath his robe goes off and he spins around and circles the Punks. Okul turns his 'Lectic blade on. He dances? What? Sacul takes his shotgun sword and walks confidently towards the opponents. Sir Nekul races toward his opponents as he points his Ice Diamond Sword at them. Ekul draws his saber and starts bouncing like Yoda. Cut back to the Trash Can. Ekul's mood has relaxed.)

Ekul: Ahhhhh.... stress release... Yeah... I own Lukatia...

(Homsar comes back with a shirt he wore last email.)

Fun facts

He. in fact, doesn't own Lukatia. He's the admiral.