User:Ekul/Email/82

Overview

BIRTHDAY

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Cast (in order of appearance): Ekul, Tandy, C11, Coach Z, Homeschool, Loyalshot, Marty, Kyves, guards

Transcript

{Ekul is at the Control Cylender, but instead of his trademark jacket, he is wearing Okul's. He gets up and walks into his room, and gets on his tandy}

EKUL: Tandy, nobody remebered it was my birthday today...

Hmm... I wouldn't worry about it too much, seeing as nobody celebrates my day of release.

EKUL: {Sighs} Oh well... I suppose I should answer an email...

Dear Ekul,

Why don't you take all your li'l pals on a snipe hunt?
~Swoosh

EKUL: that is a good birthday idea. I think I know a bit about sni-

{Suddenly, he gets hit by a bullet. Kyves is in the upstairs of Ekul's room with a sniper rifle. He takes out a walkie talkie}

KYVES: This is Sunbird to the Green Rapping. Sunbird to Green Rapping. Target pwned and aloned. Commence plan "Omega-Epsilon-Delta-Theta-Gamma-Psi-Mu-Omnicron-Lambda-GoEkulIt'syourbirthday-Alpha-Pi-Xi-Eta-Nu-Zeta-Iota"

GREEN RAPPING: Rorger that. Uh, remind me not to let Loyalshot make the plan names againymoire.

KYVES: Yeah. F'real.

{Cut to Ekul laying down in a bed. He gets up to see he is in a strange room and he is wearing his Tux}

EKUL: Whoa! Where the crap am I?

{Ekul opens up the door and is surrounded by big buff guards. The first one that speaks sounds like Arnold Shwartzenegger}

GUARD: I am under strict orders not to let you go.

{A box below says}

• You'll have to fight me first!
• I'll pay you!
• PLEASE LET ME GO!
• {Turns around and goes back into cell}
• What's going on?
• What should I do?

{A cursor highlights "What should I do now?}

GUARD: Maybe there's a secret passage in your room?

{Ekul goes back inside. A certain ceiling tile glows}

EKUL: Ahah!

{Ekul climbs on top of his dresser and opens the tile, then slides through. He sees a light ahead and climbs to it. He seees a meeting, but the only people he can see in the meeting is a blue shirt and Kyves.}

VOICE: ...But what should I put in for him?

OTHER VOICE: It's your own fault you waited for the last minute. You take your money, and leave.

{Ekul falls out of the ceiling and lands on the table}

KYVES: NO! How much did you hear?

EKUL: Enough to know that you're up to no good!

{zoom out to see Loyalshot, Marty, Homeschool, C11 and Coach Z as well}

MARTY: Umm... you sure don't SOUND like you've heard us discussing our birthday plan-

LOYALSHOT: SHUT UP! DETAIN HIM!

{Several guards come in and start beating him over the head with a rubber hose.}

EKUL: OW! OUCH! AH! AUGH! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHGHGHHGHGGHHGHGHGmercurymercury.

{Cut to his cell again. He is handcuffed to the wall. The door opens and the guard comes in}

GUARD: You're time has come. Get ready for the experience of your life...

{He takes Ekul and leads him into a dark room. The lights turn on. It's a restroom. The guard hand cuffs him to the towel rack.}

GUARD: I have to use the rest room really bad first.

{Ekul waits for a while. Eventually he yawns. Finnally, you hear a flushing and the guard comes back in view, washing his hands. Then they head back to the hall. They enter another hall, then go into a dark room. Then lights come on and it's very colorful with baloons and banners. Kyves, C11, Marty, Loyalshot, Homeschool and Coach Z are all there.}

KYVES: SUPRISE
C11:Borp!
MARTY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
COACH Z: HAPPY BORTHDAY!
LOYALSHOT: NICE BIRTHDAY!
HOMESCHOOL: HAVE AN ELATIVE DATE OF ORIGIN!

EKUL: Oh man. This is so cliché. I mean... I can think of at least a few other incedences. I can't remember thet though.

MARTY: Then why do you care? COME ON! Let's have fun!

{Cut to a computer console. Everyone is standing around it.}

C11: Beep-

KYVES: Nobody can understand you except almost everyone here. Let me explain. C11 has gotten the cats in the Catrix to let us use a section of it for your birthday.

EKUL: Then, everyone, what are we waiting for? DIVE!

{Everyone holds their fists out an blue circles form at their feet. Cut to a field. Ekul appears, the Kyves appears. Then C11, Loyalshot, Homeschool and Coach Z appear. A strange message appears in the ground}

The Catrix has you.

EKUL: Cool! Did you do that for me?

KYVES: I sure did!

HOMESCHOOL: I arranged for a few activities for us to do. The first-

COACH Z: XYZZY!

{Suddenly, the ground opens up, and they start falling. Cut to all the team laying on the floor. Ekul slowly gets up}

EKUL: Aahh... that was fun.

{Kyves gets up, too, followed by Homeschool. Marty gets up next, followed by Loyalshot, then Coach Z}

COACH Z: That was fun when I shouted "Xyzzy".

HOMESCHOOL: Yeah. But that wasn't on schedule.

MARTY: I think the Catrix recording system broke when the floor opened up.

{A bell rings}

LOYALSHOT: Ooh! That'll be the cake!

EKUL: Where did you order it from?

KYVES: We ordered it from the Haxron Teleron IV Universe, Cake-minato Hut.

EKUL: Excellent!

{Cut to a dining room, where remnants of cake is laying around. Kyves stands up}

KYVES: It's time for the presenting of our gifts!

EKUL: Sweet!

{Loyalshot comes to the front}

LOYALSHOT: Here.

{Loyalshot hands Ekul a strange pair of lenzes.}

LOYALSHOT: These can peer through certain things.

{Ekul puts them on top of his own lenzes, and they merge}

EKUL: Cool! Thanks!

{Coach Z hands Ekul an MP3 player}

COACH Z: Here you gor!

EKUL: Fun!

C11: Dorp.

{C11 hands him a mechanical gaget}

EKUL: Thanks.

{Homeschool hands Ekul two strange gagets}

HOMESCHOOL: These are Tractor beams, but they act similar to grappeling hooks.

EKUL: Whoa! Cool!

{Kyves hands Ekul his normal robe}

EKUL: What the-?

KYVES: It can turn invisible among other things now!

EKUL: Ooh! Wow! I wondered why I was in a tuxedo!

MARTY: I got you this:

{Marty hands him an amulet}

MARTY: It can cause heightened psychic powers

EKUL: Oh wow. How-

MARTY: I stole it off the guy who killed you in my universe!

EKUL: Whoa... well, that's about it guys. Thank you so much...

{The classic paper comes down}