User:Ekul/Email/5

Overview

Meet me at the stick?

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Cast: Ekul, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mitchell, Strong Mad

Transcript

(Ekul sits at his Second in Comand's chair at his computer.)

EKUL: LAst time... of... um... I forgot...

Dear Ekul,

I heard you are now living in
the Strong Bad Place. Well, If
you are still in Free Country USA
by the time you get this message,
Meet me at the Stick.

-Mitchell Smith, Strong Bad,

Strong Mad and The Cheat

EKUL: (Reads Email) (typing Aloud) Meet you at the stick. Hmm... I wonder if it's too late... Oh! right.

(Ekul walks to the stick. They are there)

Ekul: Hey guys!

Strong Bad: What the crap?!?!!!? You're like, two days late!!!

Ekul: Well, first, I spent the whole day rebuilding my computer 'n such in able to get the email. The internet wouldn't work so I used my second in comand's computer.

The Cheat: Meh weh?

Ekul: Yeah, I brought the explosives. Can we raid Bubs' concess-

Michell: Woah. I'd love to, but don't we need code names and disguises first?

Strong MAd: I DON'T LIKE EKUL! I WANNA PUNCH HIM!

Strong Bad: That might be pretty funny, but then he would call the athorities and wouldn't help us out.

Ekul: Ok. I have a disguise and a code name. THE MARAUDING MANIAC!! I made it up a while ago when commodore James called me that name when I raided an entire continent! Yeah! It was this continent called South American or somethin. Let's get cracking....

(All five of their papers come down)

Michell: Aw, come on!

Commentary (Guest star, Lunar Jesters)

JESTY: Hi. I'm Jesty, and Ekul is letting me be a commentator on this email. Ekul?

EKUL: Thank you for coming, Jesty. This is one of those emails... I could do this much better now. Y'know?

JESTY: Yeah, I picked this email because of its crappyness, and the major thing that comes out of this email. The Marauding Maniac.

EKUL: Well, Marauding Maniac is actually a name I got from my friend James. Once apon a time, I drank way too many cans of Doctor Pepper and went to a library meet. I actually charged straight at people and intentionally missed, running ito a trash can. I was literally bouncing off the walls. You know what he called me? "Luke the MArauding MAniac who lives in a trash can". I loved that name. My character is now base offa that.

JESTY: Heh. If you don't mind me saying so, your email took a LONG time to catch on. It didn't help that you seemed to want your emails to be short.

EKUL: Yup. I misunderstood back then that quality of emails is way better than quantity. If I were to change something, I might reword a few things, such as "But don't call me Ekul. Call me my psuedonym... "The Marauding Maniac"" and add onto it. Who knows, I still might! Because the problem was, I made it look like he made the name on the spot, very sloppily.

JESTY: And look, it's almost over. That was pretty fun. {quickly} Join us for Rubber ducky and #50!

EKUL: Bye, Jesty!