User:Ekul/Email/36

Overview

Ekul misinterprets the emailer

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Cast: Ekul, C11, Tux Ekul, Coach Z, baby, Spiderman, Rather Dashing, Thnikkaman, Bobby, police officer, Announcer, Strong Bad, 1936 Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Archibald, Keyboard Strong Bad , Dangeresque, Little Strong Bad, Strong Badman, Senor Cardgage, Vector Strong Bad, Tragic Clown Dog, Wrestleman, Prinicpal Strong Bad, Buckethand, Sterrence, Puppet Strong BAd, da Huuuudge, Fangly Fish, Red Spacked Elbermung, El pardack

Transcript

Ekul: Od rouy gniht!

C11: Chirp, beep bop, derp kop kool ap.

Ekul,

Do you have any linking books?

Aussie Evil.

Ekul: LINKING BOOKS?!?! What are those? I'll link YOUR book! DE... Never mind. There's gotta be a better way to do this.... (Typing aloud) Okay, All UnSeptseptium iron Earl, well...

(Cut to a stage. Ekul is wearing a tuxedo, but he still has his sunglasses on. He is at a podium.)

Ekul: (Voiceover) I guess I could do a TV show! Interviewing people!

(Tux Ekul speaks into the Microphone.)

Ekul: Hi! Toniiiiiight on Linking Books, we are going to interview the rapping comedian coach, Coach Z! Come on out here!

(Coach Z walks out in a green tuxedo. He sits at a chair.)

Ekul: So, Coach! What is the secret to your pizzaz slash why are you so cool?

Coach Z: Well, to tell you the truth der, Ekul, I started out as a

Ekul: (Voiceover, fading out Coach Z) Yeah, that could be an idea... Then we'd occasionally say wierd stuff that has nothing to do with the show, and make the audience laugh.

(Canned laughter)

Ekul: (Voiceover) Then I'd ask them all about their life, including really inconsitant stuff. Hmm..

Coach Z: (Audable again) And that's all I have to say about that!

Ekul: (Voiceover) That would pay off a lot, but I myself wouldn't like it. Maybe I would make a new channel! I have one already, but I don't own it. I'm an anchor!

(Cut to Tux Ekul at a News Station)

Ekul: Toniiiiiiight on LinkingNews, we have our top story, "Genocide on Mars?"

(A picture of Mars pops up. There is a strange simalarity in the picture to "The world in crisis" thing)

Ekul: Along with our stunning side stories, "Baby saves people from burning building," "School bus flies off a cliff, one injured," "Thnikkaman does it again," and "Bobby accedently assassinates his brother unsucessfully"

(Pictures of each one pop up. The first picture is a baby in a blue blanket holding Spiderman and Rather Dashing. In the second, there's a school bus flying off of Mount Rushmore. In the third, The Thnikkaman is looking over his glasses at the camera with an oceanic background. In the last it shows a kid, (Presumably Bobby) being hauled into a police car)

Ekul: Now for the sports, then politics.

Ekul: (Voiceover) Uhg... I'm not going to stick around those two. They both involve people threatening each other. Maybe a cartoon?

(Cut to a Cheat Commandos background. An announcer that sounds suspiciously like Ekul is heard)

Announcer: (Voiceover) Toniiiiiiight on Cheat Commandos, Gunhaver recruits a new member... MegaloMarauder... Get ready for a blast from this The Cheat...

Ekul: (Voiceover) That's a great idea! One last T.V. idea... The type I shudder at... Reality...

(Tux Ekul is standing in front of all the types of Strong Bad, 1936 Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Archibald, Keyboard Strong Bad , Dangeresque, Little Strong Bad, Strong Badman, Senor Cardgage, Vector Strong Bad, Tragic Clown Dog, Wrestleman, Prinicpal Strong Bad, Buckethand, Sterrence, Puppet Strong BAd, da Huuuudge, Fangly Fish, Red Spacked Elbermung and El pardack)

Ekul: Ok, toniiiiiight on "Linking Game: Who's the best wrestler?" You will leg-wrestle live alligators, climb a post, arm-wrestle a celebrity with your right arm, and thumb wrestle a Jedi at the same time. Ready?

Ekul: (Voiceover) No way.

(Cut to Ekul back at C11)

Ekul: So, there's your linking book. Now, I don't own cable, so I've never seen those that much, but I can't even watch my own reality show. I am ashamed of my creation... See you next week, people.

(C11 beeps. He puts a projection on the wall that says "Email Ekul".)