User:Ekul/Email/33

Overview

Ekul explains what his cars are like

Lines: 32

Cast: Ekul, Fake officer, Worker

Transcript

(Ekul sidles into an cubicle. He selects "workstation only" after he sits down in the cubicle.)

Ekul: I tog na liame ni ym kcos, dna I kniht s'ti gniog elats

Dear Ekul,

It seems that your driver's liscense has expired,
and all of thestations where you can get it have
been burninated by Trogador. Maybe you should try
to get a real funky new car before the cops
find you.

-A Nonny Mous.

Ekul: (Reads, then types aloud.) Whoa whoa whoa!!! Let's get a few things straight. First of all,

(Cut to a garage)

Ekul:(Voiceover) I don't have many cars. Only about two.)

(Two cars appear.)

Ekul:(Voiceover) One of them is a real nice car, the other is a piece of weld material that looks like a car.

(One turns into a fabulous car, with decals, big lights, and a sleek shiny orange frame. The other turns into a rusty, junky car that has a wheel missing, no hood, no windows, a passenger car door missing, and the driver side door missing. The trunk is sawed off.)

Ekul: Err.. no. I meant the other way around.

(The cars switch spots. Ekul walks in from the right side of the screen, and walks over to the junky car.)

Ekul: Ahh... What a good ride... We've been through a lot...

(Ekul walks over and punches the nice one.)

Ekul: Look at this piece of crap! I wouldn't buy it from a garage sale. Another thing...

(Cut to him on a boat.)

Ekul: (Voiceover) I guess I wouldn't use it much except for joy rides and car chases.

(Cut to him speeding, then breaking to avoid an officer's car.)

Ekul:(Voiceover) Officers are just going to slow me down and I won't pay, leaving someone to get hurt.

(A badgeless officer-looking person steps out of the (Non police) car, and goes up to Ekul.)

Fake Officer: I'm sorry sir. I must see your licence and some money.

Ekul: No. I won't pay. You can't make me.

(The pseudo-officer picks up a rubber hose.)

Officer: YES you will.

(Ekul beckons him closer. He comes closer. Ekul grabs his arm and (presumebly, it's not on camera) pushes the pedal down. The car jerks forward, Ekul lets go, and the officer flies into a stop sign.)

Ekul: Population... YOUR FACE!

Ekul: (Voice over) Lastly... Who said I had a drivers licence in the first place?

(Cut back to the computer. He hits send. Side view.(As in, you see his wings on the keyboard, his moniter, his head, and a bit behind him from the side.) An engineer walks up.)

Worker: BOSS! SECURITY BREACH!

(Ekul, panicking, slices the computer into little pieces and jumps to a wall. He slices the wall randomly to create footholds. He knocks the screws off a vent and squirms through. Zoom out to see that he didn't create footholes after all. It reads "Email Ekul at...")