User:Ekul/Email/20

Overview

Trash Can won't let Ekul off track.

Lines: 28

Cast:' Ekul, Trash Can, The Paper

Transcript

Ekul: Now time for an email. An ORIGINAL email.

Dear Ekul,
Has you stolen something?
Cwaaapfuwwy Yows,
thatkidsam

Ekul: (stops at "Cwaaapfuwwy") What a trainwreck closing. So overused, but yet so new... I remember when the saying began...

(Flashback starts, then gets all staticky.)

Ekul: BLAST YOU, STRONG BAD! I'll get him... Anyway... now I can't get thrown off track... This is a wreck for the society of people who like to get way off topic... Emergency meeting... (Gets up for the door, but it is locked.) WHAT IS THIS?

(A message appears on the trash can's screen.)

Trash Can's Screen: Nice try Ekul.

Ekul: I'll show you! Nothing can get in my way of finding something to get in the way of answering an email! NOTHING! Um... This reminds me... Don't you need, like, an upgrade?

Trash Can: Answer the frickin' email. You can't control me.

Ekul: ERGMH! KRRR! FINE! If you insist. You won't get in the way next time...

Trash Can: We'll see about that.

Ekul: (Sarcastically) No I've never stolen anything. Oh, we pirates NEVER steal anthing... Geez...

(The Paper comes down, but is not clickable. It gets sucked back up.)

Trash Can: I didn't lock you in for nothing. REALLY answer the email.

Ekul: Ok, I get it now. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. You can have your Enterprise back.

Trash Can: Thank you. And the Paper? Your fired.

(The paper comes down differently. It comes down fast and displays a different message)

The Paper: WHAT? WHY?

Trash Can: You acted against me. You will be reconfined to a different job.

(The Paper prints further)

The Paper: How could anything good come of this?

Ekul: Since you were fired form that job, and you helped me, you are a map now.

Both the Paper and the Trash Can: WHAT?

Paper: Zip a dee dooh dah, zip a dee ay...

Trash Can: Shut your printing device while you can.

(The Paper prints his message for the last time.)