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User:Ekul/Email/19
Overview
Trevor dies. The cause? Forgetting to capitalize
Lines: 28
Cast: Ekul, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homsar
Transcript
Ekul: How much mail can an email mail if email could e mail? oh... I can do better than THAT!
Hi ekul. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
vampire and
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
Ekul: (Reads. Stops at "ekul") Capitalize my name, man. You'll end up blowing your computer up if you don't. Trust me! Look at what happens to people who don't capitalize!
(Cuts to a regular person at a computer. They turn into a rock. Cut to a person who spills glue on their Enter key. Then they lean too close to a window when they forget to capitalize, and fall out. Cut to someone writing on a paper at a train stop. The letter was to small, so when they have an involuntary spasm, the pencil flies into their chest and they fly into a train track, and cut to a birds eye view as the train runs them over. Return to Ekul)
Ekul: (Fancy font) Expecteth a big supriseth today... When thou endeth up with thoust chest impaleth to a stickth! (Returns to reading.) Oh, look! I was right! You died because of not capitalizing my name! I gotta add this!
(Ekul leaves. After that he goes to a meeting against incorrect writing. Ekul, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homsar are the only ones seen at the head at the table. There is a plaque above Ekul)
plz help in ending mispellling
noncpatialisaton and net slang.
Strong Bad: I totally threw a brick through those girl's dad's windsheild! It was great!
Ekul: Oh yeah! And remember when The Cheat and you broke into Homestars house tow emails after he misspelled you name and broke his cowlamp? Awesome...
The Cheat: (Cheatese)
(Everyone, including Homsar, starts laughing)
Strong Bad: (Laughing) You did that to him? Classic!
Ekul: I gotta take lessons from you!
(After a LONG while the laughter dies down)
Homsar: I had a crawdad by the lawnmower. The bucke asploded the gyrostofic stablers!
Strong Bad: Umm... Uh-huh... that's... Um.... We should make this organization against his kind, too.
(Ekul, The Cheat and Homsar stand up.)
Ekul: I DECLINE THE MOTION!
The Cheat: (Angry cheatese)
Homsar: I put the pickles in your speedo!
Strong Bad: Well, that makes that plan go down the drain in flames...
(All four papers come down.)
