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Overview

Ekul talks about Lukatia, and the trash can gets on his nerves.

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Cast: Ekul, Trash Can, homsar

Transcript

Ekul: M'i gniog siht sa gnol sa ydobon snialpmoc.

Hi!

Is this tech support for Lukatia Industries?
It seems that all of your products have exploded,
and I want a refund.

-great_leon

Ekul: (Reads aloud.) Lukatia is a country, not a company. It actually pre-dates Strongbadia, for those of you who think I'm just ripping Strong Bad off. However... (Typing Aloud) We own a large selection of bombs, and you were probably using goofoff on them. One hundred percent of our products are flammable. Heck, they use fission and fusion! Even the non-electrical ones! Take a rail gun as one example of our products. You probably hooked it up to a lot of our products. But I disgress...

Trash Can: You sure do.

Ekul: What's that suposed to mean?

Trash Can: Tee hee!

Ekul: That does it! I'll rehire the Paper if you-

Trash Can: May I be of any assistance?

Ekul: Much better! Now... Where was I?

Trash Can: You were going off into another tangent.

Ekul: I'm warning you...

Trash Can: (Plays a whistle tune.)

Ekul: Now... (Typing, but different words are coming up. He doesn't notice.) I totally don't stock defective things. If they're explosive, they're supposed to be! Now...

(The screen actually reads:)

I like going off on tangents. Cosine and sine rock,
too! Pi is pretty good too. Exponents are nice as well!

Ekul:(Reads the screen) WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!?! I'M BRINGING HIM BACK!

Trash Can: You can't. He's on a voyage and is needed terribbly.

Ekul: I am a step away from getting a new computer.

Trash Can: (Instantly) Sorry.

(Homsar comes in with that special shirt)

Easter Eggs

Fun facts