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REMADIN: 1...

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CAST:' Marissa, Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Fenri, Dot
SETTING: Zoo's foyer, Albinos bedroom, fenri's front yard, Fenri's room

Transcript

{cuts to the foyer of zos

REMOLAY: who?

house. marissa's there, with stacks of books next to her. zoo walks in}

MARISSA: Hey, zoo! Whats up?

ZOO977: Apparently, this pile of books! Look up!

{a pan up shows that books are falling onto mariisas book stack. cuts back}

REMADIN: I honestly can't tell if this was supposed to be a joke or not.

ZOO977: did you rig up some sort of book making machine?

MARISSA: You could say that.

{cuts to the room above. albino has a purple paint vile

REMADIN: That is some disgusting purple paint.

scruffed into his fur. hes pushing books through the hole. cuts back}

ZOO977: Anways, can you move these books? They'ra sort of blocking the way out.}

REMOLAY: It's a good thing accidentally doing that doesn't break anything anymore. Or else we'd have even more to make fun of... God damn you, wiki...

MARISSA: I guess I should have thought twice before sawing that hole.

ZOO977: By hand?

MARISSA: Again, you could say that.

{cuts to up stairs. yvonne walks in. a giant knife is attached to her head}

YVONNE: Hey, albino.

ALBINO: You working for marissa, too?

YVONNE: I got a glowing purple paint vile!

ALBINO: Woah!

{cuts back down.}

ZOO977: What ever. I'mleaving. {pushes the pile asside. the tower of books falls, burying zoo and marissa. albino jumps down.}

ALBINO: WOOHOO! Freedome! {notices the packy in the pile} Hm... {takes the packy, opens it} {to the tune of the iCarly theme song} I know, you'll see, somehow you send emails to me! {opens an email}

Dear Zoo,

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

-Greenithan Day

ALBINO: Well, I gotta go walk a lonely road two, because i accidentaly knockedout marissa and zoo. We were supposed to interrogate Fenri together! {garbs his jacket, walks out.}

{cuts to outside of fenris house. Fenri is reading a book. he suddenly gets splattered with paint}

FENRI: What the crap?

{albino walks onscreen with a paintball gun}

ALBINO: Hi, fenri!

FENRI: Why did you just paintball me?

ALBINO: First off, i need to ask a few questions.

FENRI: No problem!

ALBINO: Do these {holds up a few pictures of the swirling holes} look familiar to you?

FENRI: I think I sawaw one ina kids dinky little dirt patch a while ago!

ALBINO: Was there, by chance, a barn swing set, and a medidtation mat?

FENRI: Yeah, why?

ALBINO: YOU DONT CALL ZALAND DINKY! {paint balls fenri some more}

FENRI: So, why are you here?

ALBINO: Let me finish the questions! Did you hear about the opening water park?

FENRI: Of ourse! Thats why I sent the email!

ALBINO: Yeah, thats all I need to know. Jury?

FENRI: Wha-

DOT: {stands up behind the bush, wearing a black dress} I have no clue whos guilty here.

FENRI: My front yard isn't court!

ALBINO: I need to know: did you open the holes?

FENRI: I'd have to know some sort of a genius to open dimensional portals?

DT: Wait, thoes are portals?

FENRI: I believe so! My watch fell down the one in the di-

{albino and dot stare angered at him}

FENRI: -zaland!

ALBINO: Okay... what gives you a hint its a porlat?

FENRI: It came back three days later with a return to sender notice.

DOT: I'm not mailing through those!

FENRI: No joke.

DOT: Do you have any clue about why their opening?

FENRI: I think they're a message. Look.

{cuts to fenri's room. he opens google maps. the green portals staand out, in the formation of a laptop}

ALBINO: So, an extra-terrestrial creature wants a laptop?

FENRI: Thats not all. {zooms in on where the middle of the screen would be. zoo is there, with the packy}

DOT: No...

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Easter eggs

Click on one book in the pile to see it close up. its orange, and has the title "The worlds worst insturments: From the Bagpipe to the Keyed trumpet"

Fun Facts

  • This is the first email with someone other than zoo checking an email.
  • The keyed trumpet was an old trumpet that had a wider range of notes. It was said to sound like a demented oboe.