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Summary

Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino!

CAST: Zoo977, Albino, The Homestar Runner, Sir Strong Bad, Fat Dudly, Sloopy

SETTING: The Motel, The Lobby, Old Timey the field, Strong bads Basement, The Grits factory, an office

Transcript

{cuts back to the motel room. Zoo wakes up}

ZOO977: Good morning, alpine tree!

ALBINO: What?

ZOO977: Tree's can talk?

ALBINO: {throws some water on zoo's face} Wake up!

ZOO977: I'm trying to fit in here, and the only way to do that is to act brainless!

ALBINO: Anyways, Ima go get us some breakfast!

ZOO977:Ok! {goes up to the desk, with the fancy on it. clicks email}

Subject: Gonna Cut You

Hey sucka!
I'm a cut you up!

- Strong Bad

ZOO977: Have you not noticed that I'm in the past? Or do yo- Wait, what? Bad grammar? This isn't strong bad! {checks the senders bar} Who the craps "sir strong bad"?

ALBINO: {just before leaving the room} We'll have to find out after breakfast.

ZOO977: Erm... I wanna come. Especially after the "Zoo loves roasted pickles" incident.

{cuts to the motel lobby. Sir strong bad, the homestar runner, and fat dudely are downstairs}

ZOO977: Waddaya mean you don't have bologna {pronounces as it looks} sammiches?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {working there} I'm sorry, all we have are bologna sandwiches!

ZOO977: {eyelids lowered} And you did not get that how?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not a clue.

{zoo and albino grab two sandwiches, and walk up to a table. they begin to eat}

SIR STRONG BAD: {at his table, writing in a journal} Day 42: I finally got the sneak to add "sir" In front of my name. Maybe his play is working better than I thought. Next up: destroy all snack factories.

ALBINO: {after swallowing a bite} I think he might be sir strong bad!

{then, strong man and the sneak enter. zoo and albino duck under their table}

THE SNEAK: {wags (?) his nose}

SIR STRONG BAD: Good day to you, too!

ZOO977: {whispering} I think we have a problem. Someone we need to stop is with our enemy for life!

{the screen pauses and darkens, and a record scratch is heard. kirbychu HR'D appears.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Note to viewers: I'm zoo's mortal enemy. Not this guy. {doodles a mustache on strong man with sharpie} Thats better. {kirbychu moves away. The toon continues}

ALBINO: He he... Strong man has a mustache!

STRONG MAN: (How did I get this mustache? Wait, zoo must be here!)

SIR STRONG MAN: May you direct me to him? {holds up a carving knife}

STRONG MAN: (sure.) {walks up the stairs. sir strong bad follows. then, zoo and albino make a run for it}

ZOO977: We need to find out how zachary made kolamy!

{cuts back to strong bads basement. zacharys there.}

ZACHARY: {takes a red lightbulb, takes a piece of glass off it. attaches the glass to a square eyeglass frame, and attaches to a half of a cell phone} Man, baby kolamys are easy to make!

{cuts back to the grits factory}

ZOO977: I think we should be safe here.

ALBINO: As if! He nearly drowned you!

ZOO977: You were sawimming the entire time!

ALBINO: SWIMMING?!? {runs off. zoo follows. then, strong man and sir strong bad enter}

SIR STRONG BAD: You narrow minded baboon! There not here!

STRONG MAN: (maybe so. we'll check again later.)

{both walk off}

ZOO977: See?!? They almost found us!

ALBINO: Swim swim swim!

ZOO977: Ima go talk to the manager here.

{cuts to an office. a woman is sitting in a chair}

ZOO977: If anyone named strong man or sir strong bad ask for entry, don't let them in!

WOMAN: And why not?

ZOO977: Well, {looks at the name plate} sloopy, sir strong bads trying to cut me up!

ALBINO: {heard lightly} What does this do?

ZOO977: Hang on, sloopy. {walks off}

{cuts to a control panel. albino is about to press a big button with a skull on it}

ALBINO: {presses the button. as zoo enters} Nothings happening.

ZOO977: {sighs} What did you press?

ALBINO: This button! {points to the button. the lights get brighter, and then fade}

ANNOUNCER: Attention all workers. The boiler has just exploded. Please evacuate.

ZOO977: YOU PRESSES THE BUTTON WITH THE SKULL?!?

ALBINO: I was told to!

ZOO977: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! {runs out side with albino. suddenly, strong man and sir strong bad walk on screen. they begin to walk toward zoo as the screen fades}

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Easter eggs

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Fun facts

  • The motel and grits factory are references to the last email.
  • Hang on Sloopy is a song.