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Wiki User Email Zoo977/reality
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About
Dot and Zoo get locked in the creamy.
CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Zorax, Skull buggy, Ryan bluefox, Yvonne
SETTING: The pool room, various wiki pages, Zorax's room, Zoo's hallway, the kitchen
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is sitting at the creamy}
ZOO977: {to the tune of hark the herald angels sing} Hark the email text does sing! {opens an mail}
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ZOO977: Woah, what just happened? Did my inbox explode?
DOT: {walks in} Woah. Your computer was overloaded.
ZOO977: I know. It's, like, someone is trying to mess with our heads!
DOT: {looking at the email} Disclamers? Click that.
ZOO977: Ok. {clicks the word disclamers. a white energy fills the room, and they dissapear. after a second, zorax rushes in, with a beeping device}
ZORAX: I just senced immense amounts of energ- guys?
{cuts to a white screen. zoo and dot appear in it in the same flash. the blue text edit is next to them}
DOT: Where are we?
ZOO977: I don't know. It's like an alternate universe.
DOT: Well, what do we do- {an orange "you've got new mesages" bar appears, and begins hitting dot on the head.}
DOT: Ow!
{after a second, another bar begins hitting zoo}
ZOO977: What place is this?
{the check messages portion hits dot, causing her and the bar to dissapear}
ZOO977: DOT! {dives into the button on his bar}
{cuts to another page. the white flash is there again. zoo appears in it. skull buggy walks in}
SKULLBUGGY: Hello! Welsome to the wiki user wiki!
ZOO977: Who are you?
SKULLBUGGY: Skull buggy.
ZOO977: What happened to dot?
RYAN BLUEFOX: {appears} You mean the other new user?
ZOO977: Who aer you? What is this place? Wher am I? Why am I here?
RYAN BLUEFOX: Um...
ZOO977: AAAAAAAAAAAAG! {runs to his right. he jumps in the recent changes button. cuts to recent changes. zoo appears all of a sudden, and begins falling like a pinball} What did I do to deserve this?!? {falls into a link that reads" User talk:Dot"}
{cuts to a white room with dot and skull buggy in it. zoo appears in the same flash of light}
DOT: Zoo! do you know where we are?
SKULLBUGGY: How did you get here if you don't know where you are?
ZOO977: I don't know. I clicked a link in an email, and I was transported here.
SKULL BUGGY: Someone's been sending out email links?
ZOO977: Well, it's like reality was bent!
DOT: Yeah, we were morphed away from our home!
ZOO977: Wait, weren't you from another page?
SKULL BUGGY: I'm confuzed. {dissapears}
DOT: Thats it. We need to find zorax.
SKULL BUGGY: Wait, aren't you guys just makings of zoo?
ZOO977: I am zoo!
SKULL BUGGY: {holds up hand cuffs} Ban hammer!
{cuts to a jail. zoo and dot are thrown in, and the gates close}
DOT: Wait! You don't understand!
SKULL BUGGY: The only thing to do is click that. {points to a red button with an X}
ZOO977: Sure? {kicks the button. the two dissapear}
{cuts to a yellow background. zoo and dot appear}
DOT: What's happened to reality?
ZOO977: Wait a second... we're in {a zoom out shows they're on the creamY} my computer!
DOT: How do we get out?
ZOO977: Send ourselves in an email to zorax, and make him take us out of the computer.
DOT: We have no keyboard.
ZOO977: That's why I always keep this installed. {kicks a button. an electronic keyboard appears. he kicks anohter button, and a blank email appears} Jump into the text box. I'll type.
{dot jumps in an email. zoo begins typing something, and presses enter. the email dissapears. cuts to zorax's room. a ding is heard}
ZORAX: A new email! {opens his email}
DOT: Get me out of here!
ZORAX: So that's where you've been all day! {holds up a gun} This will only hurt a lot.
DOT: Oh crap.
{cuts to outside of his room. many zaps are seen}
DOT: You're so paying for this!
{cuts to the pool room. dot walks in}
DOT: So, what's zorax's email address.
ZOO977: Little man at some place called clamburger dot org.
DOT Got it! {types something in. cuts back to the outside of orax's room. more zap's are seen}
ZOO977: I really want to hurt you right now!
{cuts to the kitchen. yvonne's juicing lemons. zoo walks in}
ZOO977: As if you juiced them on time. {takes the juice} Thanks! {walks off, chuging it}
{cuts to the pool room. zoo walks in, still drinkiong the lemon juice. he sits at the computer, and begins a reply message}
ZOO977: you are dead. {sends the email}
DOT: Well, that was a while for three words to be sent.
ZOO977: Alos, out of curiosity, how did your plan go?
DOT: I was watching iCarly. It's illegal and rude.
ZOO977: You're doing it, aren't you?
DOT: Definatly.
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Easter Eggs
Click on zoo when saying zorax's email adress to open the main page of the wiki.
Fun Facts
- Zoo use clamburger dot org to prevent some accidental dumb link.
- If dot was watching correctly, her plan must hav been to kidnap badstar.
- The email uses soem text from the inbox, hence what zoo said.
- In real life, zoo has taken on a liking for lemon juice chugging.
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