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Wiki User Email Zoo977/suzuki
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CAST: Zoo977, Maloa, Patrick, Unknown man
SETTING: The pool room, Patrick's foyer, Patrick's backyard, a car towing lot, the fencing studio, a car dealership
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. maloa is helping zoo install his new computer. they then stop}
ZOO977: Hey, thanks for the help!
MALOA: No problem. {picks up a pool ball, begins rolling it around on the floors}
ZOO977: {singing to the tune of ah shlo sha} E-e-mail. E-e-mails. So proudly wear the subject bar. {opens an email}
Hey Zoo.
Have you seen my Suzuki Escudo? It got stolen from me.
I didn't spend 2 million dollars for nothing, you know!
From,
Patrick
ZOO977: You lost a car? Two million dollars? Stolen? You expect me to solve a crime? I'm not a detective agency, alright?
MALOA: {stands up} Didn't you workk for a detective agency?
ZOO977: Trues, but there were only three crimes, and then they stopped.
MALOA: You still were a part of them, true?
ZOO977: Yeah, why?
MALOA: Why not try it again, just for kicks?
ZOO977: Fine. Time to go interrogate patrick!
MALOA: I'm already regretting this.
{cuuts to patricks foyer. a knock is heard on the door. patrick opens it, revealing zoo at the door.}
PATRICK: Can I help you?
ZOO977: Are you the patrick who lost the Escudo?
PATRICK: Yep!
ZOO977: Do you know anything about what could have happened to it?
PATRICK: ...It was stolen. I really don't have a clue.
ZOO977: {lowers his head, gets an annoyed expression} You don't happen to know the license plate number, do you?
PATRICK: I have it written down.
ZOO977: Never mind. I'll just go around randomly, looking for a car. {leaves}
PATRICK: He's terrible at asking questions.
{cuts to patricks backyard. zoo is sitting on patricks suzuki}
ZOO977: Where should I look first? Maybe it was towed.
{cuts to a towing lot. zoo is looking around}
ZOO977: It doesn't look like the cars here.
MALOA: {walks onscreen. he bumps into zoo} What are you doing here?
ZOO977: Looking for a Escudo, why?
MALOA: Can't you just buy a car?
ZOO977: It's two million dollars.
MALOA: {lowers eyelids} Have yoiu ever been in the fencing studio's attic?
ZOO977: No, why?
{cuts to the fencing studios attic. maloa opens a steamer trunk. it's filled with paint viles.}
ZOO977: How do you get this much money?
MALOA: I scam better than Bubs!
ZOO977: Thats not possible.
{cuts to a car dealership. zoo walks in with a briefcase}
MAN AT THE COUNTER: May I help you?
ZOO977: I am looking for a red Suzuki Escudo.
MAN AT THE COUNTER: Ha! A kid like you couldn't make that much money if you-
{zoo opens the briefcase. its stuffed with hundred dollar bills}
MAN AT THE COUNTER: -Tried?
{the man snatches the briefcase, and hands zoo a key.}
ZOO977: Thanks! {walks off. cuts to patricks foyer. patricks opens the door. zoo's there} I got your car!
PATRICK: You can keep the car.
ZOO977: Why?
PATRICK: It rolled into the ditch in the backyard. You bought a Escudo, didn't you?
ZOO977: Yep! {walks offscreen}
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ZOO977: {walks back onscreen} You're supposed to be in the pool room!
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is at the computer. "out to get a cream pie" is written on the computer}
Easter Eggs
Click on cream pie for zoo to walk onscreen. he sends the message off.
Click on the briefcase to replace the cash with orange paint.
Fun Facts
- This is the first instance of paint.
- The most a cars ever been sold for was an antique car for 2.3 million dollars.
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