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Summary

An olive calls zoo a cereal mascot, and zoo decides to make a cereal!

CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Nicholas, Marzipan, Strong Bad, General Mill Manager (arm only)

SETTING: Zoos bedroom, marzipans kitchen, the general mills headquarters.

Transcript

ZOO977: I'm gonna need to get some four leaf clovers soon!

Dear honey bunches of oats man,


This is not a virus email

love, Olivia Cameron

ZOO977: Of course this isn't, olive calamari! Or else Edgar wouldn't have stopped him!

{edgar appears onscreen}

ZOO977: {resumes to typing} See? Anyways, "Honey bunches of oats man"?!? Do I look like the smacks frog to you?!? Although I do like cereal! I will have one by the end of the email!

{cuts to maripans kitchen. Zoo, dot, nick, and marzipan are all sitting down.}

ZOO977: We are going to need a cereal! So if we want it to be successful, we need to combind our ideas! Any thoughts?

MARZIPAN: marshmallows!

ZOO977: Into the pot! {holds a pot, filled with marzipans witches brew. zoo throws in some marshmallows}

NICHOLAS: Can I throw a suggestion in?

ZOO977: Sure!

NICHOLAS: Thanks! {throws a spare viola in}

MARZIPAN: Before we continue, why are we using my witches brew?

DOT: Its the closest thing to magic! Now, we need to add happiness! {throws in some toys}

ZOO977: And you? {looks at marzipan}

MARZIPAN: If I get to add the body... we will need frosting and wheat! {throws some wheat and frosting in the pot}

{the pot glows a bright orange}

DOT: Whats happening?

NICHOLAS: Its ready! {takes a bowl of cereal out of the box. the main bits are frosted wheat in thew shape of pianos, flat signs, and sharp signs. there are multiple marshmallows, all in different colors. they resemble things like smiley faces}

EVERYONE: Woah.

ZOO977: I know who to call for naming help! {opens the window} STRONG BAD!

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} I'm coming!

{a black screen is shown that says 5 minutes later. it fades, to show strong bad has entered the kitchen}

ZOO977: What should we call this?

STRONG BAD: Smiles, classical instruments, whole wheat... Hippie-os!

EVERYONE BUT STRONG BAD: NO!

STRONG BAD: Fine! "sugar-os". Happy?

DOT: {picks up her laptop, and takes a picture of the cereal} I'll make an image for the box!

ZOO977: It needs a retro font.

DOT: I've got the image in... the nutrition facts... blue box... and the title in air stream. All set!

{cuts to dot, zoo, nicholas, and marzipan at the generel mills headquarters}

MARZIPAN: -and thats why you should produce these!

MANAGER: {only his arm is seen} That sounds reasonable!

{everyone cheers. cuts back to zoos bedroom}

ZOO977: There, olive girl! We have a cereal in production! Now to get some four leaf clovers.

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Easter eggs

Click cereal at the end to see a box of sugar-os.

Fun Facts

  • The smax frog is a cereal mascot.
  • General mills is a cereal company.
  • Airstream is a real font.
  • This email would later be quoted in favorites.