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Starting next email, I won't use this bar anymore!
CAST: Zoo977, Vinera, Albino, Yvonne,Wendy, two unknown people
SETTING: Zoo's cruise ship room, the pool room, an art fair

Transcript

{cuts to zoos room on the ship. he has a cast on his head.}

ZOO977: {to the tune of for the beauty of the earth} Lord of all, to the we se-e-e-end, this our e-e-amil of praise. {opens his email}

subject: fame

Hey, Zoo!

You're pretty popular now, huh? Don't let the fame get to you, though... ;D

- ZPP

ZOO977: Um, don't you mean somewhat popular? Therefore, some fame? And whats with this? {highlights ;D} Couldn't you just do this? {presses ctrl-alt-d, and types in w. a winking emoticon appears in its place} Thats better. {resumes to typing} Fame rushing to my head? Thats happened with me, before. Along with a few of my friends.

{cuts to an image like this.}

ZOO977: I have posted this on some yellow space before. If I were you, I would focus your attemtion to the right.

{the screen pans to the right. vinera is there}

ZOO977: WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?!?

VINERA: I dunno. Your imagination is random. I need an escape from here. Ruling is hard.

ZOO977: You rule somewhere?

VINERA: Yep! Trouble is, I can't escape!

ZOO977: Whatever. please exit through this door. {a door appears. vinera and the zoo walk out of it. albino drops from the ceiling} WAAAAGH!

{cut back to zoo's suite room. hes flailing his arms around on his bed. aalbino and yvonne are there, with a tray of tan cookie. they stare at zoo}

ZOO977: WAAAAAGH! {snifs the air. his eyes open} Lace cookies! {jumps up}

ALBINO: Um... why were you going insane?

ZOO977: Bacause you broke into my brain.

YVONNE: Whatever. Hey, didn't you learn your lesson yesterday.

ZOO977: About what?

YVONNE: This is my room.

ZOO977: No, when xaviar was asigning rooms, he assigned us to the same room. otherwise, there wouldn't be a bunk bed.

YVONNE: Oh. {turns red, leaves}

ZOO977: I can recall a time when wendy got too big for her britches.

{cuts to a school art fair. wendy is on a bench. two people are looking at a sculpture.}

ONE PERSON: This is one nice piece!

WENDY: I made that!

OTHER PERSON: Well then, yo are a very good artist.

{wendy smiles. cuts to an art room. wendy is working with clay}

ZOO977: {voice over} she then began making plaster sculptures. They were good, until one fateful day.

{cuts to a close up of a well made coffee mug}

ZOO977: This was supposed to be a plate}

{cuts back the the suite room.}

ZOO977: There you go, Zeeple! Wendy turned from a good artist to a crappy below any grade level artist.

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Easter Eggs

If yo wait 5 seconds, you see a bonus clip.

EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
ZOO977: {opens up a website} I just hope I didn't forget it!

Transript

  • Yvonne references the last email twice.
  • The easter egg would lead on to revealing {static} is coming up.
  • Lace cookies are a kind of cookie candy real life zoo loves.
  • The cup joke references the book "I am America! (and so can you)"
  • Ctrl-alt-D and W are the key combinations zoo uses most often in fireworks.