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CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Albino, LArry, a devil, various tortured people, Satan
SETTING: The cruise ship, The pool room, A travel agency, Hell, A resturaunt
Trancript
{cuts to the dock, with the cruise ship there. everyone is getting off with their luggage. cuts to the pool room. zoo is on the table, with the packy}
ZOO977: {To the tune of the spongbob square pants theme} Zoo nine se-ven! Se-ven e-mails! {opens an email}
Dear Zoo,
I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
From,
Three Days Grace
ZOO977: Um, I know nothing about taming animals, but I know how to go to hell! You see, I won four anytime passes to hell from a Kroger contest!
DOT: Wait, a trip to hell?
ZOO977: Well, why not?
ALBINO: Thats where Larry's from!
DOT: Um.... I was thinking of bringing him along!
ZOO977: Ok! {dot walks out} Albino, pack plenty of pepper spray.
{cuts to a travel agency. dot, zoo, albino, and larry are walking past some elevators}
ALBINO: How will we know which one is right?
{one elevator by them is red and on fire. screaming comes from inside of it, and blood leaks under the bottom of it.}
ZOO977: Like that. {the kids get in}
{cuts to a view of hell. an elevator falls. the kids get out}
LARRY: Woah. Cool place.
DOT: So... which door is for the tour guides?
ZOO977: Maybe the door marked tours, next to a billion with actual hell.
LARRY: Ok!
{the kids walk up to a door with a devil in front of it}
DEVIL: I will sadly be your tour guide for the day.
ALBINO: Whats so bad about having to wear a plaid-polka-dot pink shirt around with a parka and coat in a sweltering enviroment?
DEVIL: Exactly.
{cuts to a view of many pits filled with magma. people are being dnjked head first in them}
DOT: That looks like torture!
DEVIL: IF you think thats bad, we'll skip the barber shop.
{cuts to a view of many people being hanged. they are being put into a machine.}
DEEVIL: This is our meat section of the deli. {points at some tortured cows} And there's the cheese.
ZOO977: I don't think that head cheese really is cheese.
DEVIL: Moving on.
{cuts to another room. many people are screaming. a record is playing}
DEVIL: This is a special kind of torture suggested from {looks at a note card} Larry Winner.
LARRY: Thats me!
DEVIL: Well, the polka tortures working well.
{Pcuts to a pit of lava. king, queens, and other rulars are swimming in it. satan is on a mini island around it}
DEVIL: And here is satans quarters. He tortured the self obsessed rulers here.
ALBINO: So, 99% of them?
DEVIL: Precicly.
{cuts to a resturaunt.}
DOT: That was a cool tour!
LARRY: Yep. Hey, waiter! Where are our menues?
{a devil hands them a menu. they look at it}
ZOO977: Why am I on this?
{cuts bak to the pool room}
ZOO977: In closing, it's fun to watch people being tortured by polka!
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