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Wiki User Email Zoo977/SI
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About
Zoo is killed by strong intelligent, and marissa takes over the show.
CAST: Zoo977, Yvonne, Dot, Albino, Zorax, Marissa, Nicholas, Hiccup, Oreo, Strong intelligent, Jontof, Spider Lama, Weird al, Spot
SAETTING: The pool room, the kitchen, Albino's bedroom, Zorax's room, Zoo's hallway, Strong intelligent's front yard, Strong itnelligent's foyer, the hospital,
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is sitting at the box-puter}
ZOO977: {to the tune of hollywise, his voice sounding strange for the rest of the email} Email is sending himself tonight! Hollywise, hollywise! {opens an email}
Hello Zoo.
It is I, Strong Intelligent.
Times have changed my friend.
You've written a gazillion emails, and won fanstuff of the week.
Is your wbsite up yet?
Anyway, life is sad, so I'm giving up on life.
Goodbye, friend, SI
ZOO977: I always thought this day would come. {the camera zooms out. zoo stands up} Good thing I've had this plan. {hits an e sharp 7 octaves above. cuts to the kitchen. yvonne is there, crushing an apango. she hears the screech}
YVONNE: Not goodnesosity! {rushes out, still holding the masher. cuts to dots bedroom. dot is there with albino. dot is helping him with his hoemwork. the screech is heard}
ALBINO:' No!
DOT: Oh gosh, why? {picks up albino, runs out}
{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is there, making a tazer. the screech comes in}
ZORAX: {lets go of the tazer, cauzing it to fall} Waagh! {the tazer zaps him} AAAAAAAAAGH!
{cuts to the hallway. mairssa is slowly pushing nichols onto a giant escalater step on the stairs. the screech is heard}
MARISSA: {coveres her ears} This can't be!
NICHOLS: {begins tumbling down the stair} You idiot!
MARISSA: Nicholas! {begins running donw the stairs, trips herself} AAAAAAAH!
{cuts to the pool room. yvonne, dot, and albino rush in}
ALBINO: Who's thinknig of suicide?
DOT: Which friend?
MARISSA: JUST TELL US!
ZORAX: {not seen} Ow! Help!
{the camera moves to a frontview of the staircase. nicholas, marissa, and zora are tumbling down. they aer in a pil at the end}
NICHOLAS: What happened?
ZOO977: Strong intelligents back, and wants to commit suicide!
YVONNE: What will we do?
ZOO977: Get on your bikes.
ALBINO: But, I have a scooter.
NICHOLAS: I need a chair.
MARISSA: I rollerblade.
ZOO977: Just follow me.
{cuts to in front of strong intelligents house. zoo, dot, albino, yvonne, and marissa are at the door}
DOT: {pounding at the door with the masher} Let us in!
{Hiccup openes the door.}
HICCUP: Oh, cool! Farm! I haven't seen you since... you know I've been replaced right?
OREO: {Unseen} Who...who is it? Tell meeeee! I'm an adult too!
{Hiccup shudders}
ZOO977: First off, I'm zoo. Second, have you seen strong intelligent?
HICCUP: Wait...
{Walks inside. Punching and Oreo meowing is heard. Then a groan. Strong Intelligent opens the door}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Know, I don't want any new windows. G'bye.
{Slams door}
{Shouting is heard inside.}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: YOU TOLD ME HE WAS A SALES REP!
HICCUP: HE'S NOT! IT'S ZOO 666!
{Silence}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: CRAP!
{Zo is about to open his house door when SI crashes into him}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Thud!
ZOO977: What are you thinking?!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: I...I don't get it. {In thought} Oh, shizzle, I need an excuse...think...think...wait, I am thinking! I've got it! {Aloud} I'M THINKING.
DOT: Think faster!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oreo ate my steak. Wai' wha'?
ALBINO: How is tha a reason to leave the house?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: I need backup.
{SI whistles. Hiccup, Oreo, Jontof and an unamed character appear}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Who are you?
UNAMED CHARACTER: I'm Spider Lama.
STRONG INTELLIGENT: You exist how?
JONTOF: I imagined him. Thank you Xbox gamertags!
ZORAX: {floats inbetween} I've got the balogna! {holds up a hile of balogna}
YVONNE: Thank you, captain interloper.
MARISSA: Look, we don't support suicide, no matter what your reason.
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Suicide?
OREO: Uh-oh.
STRONG INTELLIGENT: YOU!? HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM!? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY EMAIL PASSWORD?!
HICCUP: C'mon! Everyone knows it's BNS040697!
MARISSA: I've seen a goldifsh remember it. And they have a three second memory span!
ZOO977: That's not the point! You need to think about this!
ZORAX: BALOGNA!
{Weird Al appears}
WEIRD AL: Mah-mah-mah MAH BALOGNA!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: WOAH, WEIRD AL! Anywho, I never wanted to commit suicide. I wanted to kill YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! mostly
ZOO977: Get out of here, usless cameo! {weird al leaves} Now, how did I ruin your life?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: NO-ONE TOLD ME YOU'D SET UP A FOR HERE! {GETS OUT GUN} IT IS TIME!
{Just as Si fires, it freezes and the announcer says "We'll be right back with more show were making to make money, after the break!}
{The screen switches to an advertisment for the amazing Strong Intelligent does stuff show. cuts back}
ZOO977: Wait, you ca- {gets hit head on from the bullet. topples over, supposedly dead. blood begins pooling behind his head}
DOT: You monster! {kicks strong intelligent} You killed my boyfriend! {kicks the gun out of strong intelligents hands} He did nothing to you! {kicks satrong intelligent, causing him to fall unconsious}
ZORAX: Oh... oh no. This isn't happening!
OREO: I BE'S FREE! I, didn't just say that. Nope.
HICCUP: Do all characters need obligitory girlfriends?
MARISSA: I've been waiting precisely for this moment. {leaves, comes back wiht some carriable beds. puts strong intelligent on one, and zoo on the other. she leaves, pulling the two belong.}
ALBINO: What?
HICCUP: Can we have a four on four fight? Me v albino, Zorax v Jontof, A spider lama vs um...we need two more.
DOT: Um... no thanks. Do any of you have a way to move around, like a skate board, or car?
{Hiccup points at Oreo}
OREO: No...please, no! No! NO! NOOOOOOO-
{Everyone jumps on Oreo}
OREO: I...hate...you...{Runs off with everyone on back}
{cuts to a hospital room. zoo is on a hospital bed across from strong intelligent. everyone comes in}
DOT: Guys, this is serious! Are you guys blind to what happened to what happened?
ZORAX: Yep.
MARISSA: Absolutely.
ALBINO: Correctomundo.
UNHEARD: AND NOW YOU BLIND TOO!
{Spot, a new character jumps on Dot's head}
SPOT: YOU KILLED MY CRUSH!
A SPIDER LAMA: Wow, two new characters introduced in one toon!
{All stare at A spider lama}
A SPIDER LAMA: Okay, no more fourth wall breaking, I promise.
DOT: Okay, all creepy new characters must leave the room.
{spider laama and spot leave}
DOT: Now, what are we going to do!?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Wakes up} That was fun. Oh. Where am I. Who's that guy lying down. I know who you guys are though but...
DOT: You're in the hospital. You just shot zoo, and marissa needs to take your x-rays!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Do you mean shoot all the animals in a zoo!? Or shoot the entrance sign?!
DOT: You shot zoo977!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: 977 Zoo's? Nuts to you guys!
{Gets up and walks off}
{Zoo's spirit leaves his body. Only Oreo can see him}
DOT: You don't understand! {runs out}
ZORAX: Neither do I.
OREO: He- hello! I-I'm sorry I sent you that nasty email.
ZOO977: {slowly fading away} I would hurt you if I could right now... {completely fades off}
ZORAX:' So, where's zoo right now?
OREO: There! He- he ran off!
ALL BUT OREO: WHERE TO YOUNG CAT!?
ZORAX: No, seriously, where is he? {darts his head around, see's zoo} Oh, there he is! Hello!
HICCUP: THAT'S ME FOO'!
{Steals Zoraxes floaty-box}
HICCUP: Now, I'm going to save my best friend, if anyone wants in, say in 20 seconds or else.
{9 seconds pass}
OREO: I'm in!
JONTOF: Me too!
A SPIDER LAMA: I have to do whatever he says so...
MARISSA: It's my job!
ALBINO: Ok?
ZORAX: No way.
{All run off. Zorax gets lonely( he wont be in the roon 'til the end basically)}
{Cut to SI in his PC. He is watching [1] and laughung manically. All walk in}
DOT: You don't understand what I meant by Zoo977!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh yeah?
{While Dot and SI argue, it zooms into Si's PC which Zoo enters. The screen turns blank aside from Zoo in the middle.}
ZOO977: Hello, Strong Intelligent. If you are seeing this SWF file, this means I have passed away.
ALBINO: Wait, look a the screen!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh, shut up you overgrown snowball! Oh, cool a repeating GIF on my screen! I've got to save as that!
HICCUP: {Facepalm}
ZOO977: Before you question how this plays, I've had a sensor installed in my body that shows this SWF when it senses my soul about 500 feeat away from my body. Don't save this, or else this will be automatically deleted.
STRONG INTELLIGENT: AGHHH! MY PC IS EVIL! {Smashes it}
{Zoo rises up. All can see him now.}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: You...you killed my PC! Therefore, I'll teleport to yours by touching you and kill it!
{Touches Zoo and the two teleport to Zoo's pc. SI's body energy is sapped, so they both become semi ghosts. They can switch between ghost and human. Si enters Zoo's computer, and forces all known viruses and also a video of Weird Al singing, appear. After ten seconds, the computer explodes. cuts back}
DOT: So, zoo is officially {sniffs} dead. {runs out, crying}
ALBINO: Anyways, hiccup, that was pretty mean on zorax.
HICCUP: He deserved it. So, uh, your freinds with Zoo huh? I see we both like our owner-
OREO: NOOOOO! {Punches Hiccup. Hiccup faints}
ALBINO: Just by hearing the name oreo, I want cookies. {walks out}
ZORAX: {trudges in} No fair! You can walks normally without a flotation device!
HICCUP: Fine, have my legs. Anywho, can we advance plot now?
ALBINO: {walks in, wiht a bowl of unbaked cookie dough} Like what?
HICCUP: Like seeing how Zoo and SI are doing?!
ALBINO: Well, Strong Intelligent just exploded the box-puter, and zoo is probably in heaven.
MARISSA: You need grammar lessons.
HICCUP: There are atheists here y'know. Let's see.
{Cut to heaven. Si and Zoo are fighting (physically). cuts back}
DOT: Look, what I'm focused on now is bringing zoo back to life.
{SI teleports in}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh, he's alive alright. He slammed me through a guitar, and beat me with a flute!
ALBINO: That would involve you to be dead, too. You were only knocked out.
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Do you want proof? {Lifts up shirt. A musical note imprint is burned into his skin. The Psycho theme plays.}
HICCUP: Oh, dear milkshake, get rid of it!
{SI puts it away}
DOT: Well, what will we do with the email show now?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: How 'bout bringing back the bic-
JONTOF: Don't you dare cross reference wiki's
STRONG INTELLIGENT: But..the Bicee..Strong man.... fine, you win.
{SI Sulks off in corner}
ALBINO: I guess... we'll have to find someone else to check emails.
HICCUP: Andy Kaufman?
DOT: No, someone who understands the whole concepts of an email show...
ALBINO: Marissa?
DOT: She wouldn't know funny if it drilled into her brain!
ALBINO: Would you remember anything if it drilled into your brain?
DOT: I was just saying, she's serious, not funny!
ALBINO: I found the time she replaced zorax's hair gel with mayonaise pretty funny.
HICCUP: You forget I have never seen this show in half a year and Oreo doesn't even know who you ARE.
ALBINO: Still, doesn't it seem like the constantly-hurt funny nurse-child would make a good email checker?
{Hiccups phone rings.}
HICCUP: {Awnsers} 'Yello? Uh-huh. Okay. {Puts down phone} You just got sued.
ALBINO: By who?
ZORAX: We did nothing wrong!
STRONG INTELLIGENT: I did it, for supporting Zoo, and that's meanie-poo to me.
DOT: Was there any sence in that phrase?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Yes, but I'm not telling, {Flies off}
DOT: So, who says marissa should take over?
ALBINO: I do!
MARISSA: I want to!
ZORAX: IF she gives me bakc my device, yes.
MARISSA: Here. {kicks hiccup, who drops the device. hands it to zorax}
DOT: I guess that's that. Anyone againsed that opinion?
HICCUP: {Weakly} Me...
ZORAX: Well, I guess I have to go make her a computer.
{cuts to aroom in a hospital. marissa is there. zorax floats in}
ZORAX: You now check the emails for the email show, don't ask questions.
MARISSA: What do you want me to do?
ZORAX: Tell me what you want in a computer.
MARISSA: Okay, let me think. I want it to pop out of a watch, and be called the oceanic. It can be used for emails or the internet.
ZORAX: That's it? No button to bring me into outer space, or something like that?
MARISSA: No, why?
ZORAX: Yay for simple requests! {floats off}
MARISSA: ...Hoorah?
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Easter Eggs
Click marissa at the end to see the oceanic. It is a teal watch, with a sceen that pops out of it. In the corner of it is a shell.
Trivia
- Whilst writing this, real life Oreo really was eating his steak.
- A spider lama is SI's brother's (whom Jontof is based off) Xbox live gamertag.
- The oceanic will be the next computer.
- This email has 234 lines in it.
- Spot was a joke of STrong Intelligents.
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