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About
Dot's plans are found.
CAST: Marissa, Kalt, Zorax, Divzon, Hammerhead, The pinky monster, Maloa
SETTING: The beach, a patch in the woods, the christmas store, the hut
Transcript
{cuts to the beach. marissa is there, sitting on a rock.}
MARISSA: Well, I have nothing better to do. {opens the screen}
Meow meo meow meo meo meow meo meo meow meo
meow meow meow meo meo meow meow meow
meo meo meow meow
meo?
Meow.
MARISSA: Come on! You send us an email with cat sounds instead of a rescue squad?
KALT: {pops up out of the water, holding a soup can} Look at what I found!
MARISSA: Congradulations. You've found old soup. Just put it by the hut.
KALT: Ok! {walks offscreen}
MARISSA: Anyways, I- {her watch sparks. marissa stands up} Okay, what's wrong with this? {sighs} I'm gonna go talk to zorax.
{cuts to a small patch in the forest. zorax is there, his eyes bulging and red. he doesn't blink. marissa walks in}
MARISSA: Zorax, I think my- Did you forget how to blink again?
ZORAX: That's what I was forgetting to do?
MARISSA: It's not possible. Blinking is involuntary.
ZORAX: Just tell me how.
MARISSA: Close your eyes.
ZORAX: {coses his eyes, but doesn't open them} What's step two?
MARISSA: That's up to you. I'm gonna go make sure kalt hasn't destroyed the hut by now. {walks offscreen}
ZORAX: I'll follow! {walks the opposite way marissa went.}
{cuts to a christmas orniment store. divzon and hammerhead are walking along with a basket stuffed up with orange and purple orniments that look like sea animals, primerily jellyfish, starfish, and sea urchins. pinky is being carried in a large bowl.}
DIVZON: Are you sure hardhat loves the sea invertibraes?
HAMEMRHEAD: I know my big brother like the back of my no-hands.
THE PINKY MONSTER: You have hands! What am's you talking about?
DIVZON: Hammerhead, just remember this: It's considered impossible to divide any numer by the pinky monsters IQ.
THE PINNKY MONSTER: Wrong! Negative eight is a number!
{cuts to the hut. marissa walks in. kalt is there, gnawing the top off of the soup can.}
MARISSA: How's that rusty metal?
KALT: Good. Could use a bit of salt, though. Also, this was in it. {hands marissa some paper}
MARISSA: {unrolls the paper, looks at it} This could work! But, where will we find any rope here?
KALT: Well, it grows on trees!
MAIRSSA: Vines! That's it! Your idiotic comment has saved us! {rushes off}
KALT: Woohoo! I'm an idiot!
{cuts back to the christmas store. the basket is now filled up}
DIVZON: Do you think that's enough?
HAMMERHEAD: Not really...
DIVZON: What else do we need?
HAMMERHEAD: Well, look behind you.
{divzon turns his head. the camera shifts, showing wooden carolers behind him}
DIVZON: Oh! I think his friend in crutches liked them!
HAMMERHAED: She sure does!
{cuts back to the hut. marissa now has a whole pile of vines in front of her. maloa is here now}
MALOA: So, the plan sounds good, but why are there vines?
MARISSA: To replace rope.
MALOA: Ah. Still, the pully system will have to be extremely strong, and we will have to find something that is heavy enough to pull the vines.
MARISSA: Ah, that. Even though the flotation device of zorax, well, floats, it weight wawy too much.
MALOA: And if it breaks?
MARISSA: We will have to resort to drastic measures.
MALOA: Fattening him?
MARISSA: Exactly.
{cuts back to the christmas store. now, a few carolers are in the basket. divzon is putting a caroler pushing a candy cart in the basket}
DIVZON: Anything else?
THE PINKY MONSTER: Wreaths and some candles.
HAMMERHEAD: Whatever.
{cuts to zorax in the woods. his eyes are still closed. maloa walks in}
MALOA: Forgot how to blink again?
ZORAX: I can't remember step 2.
MALOA: I'll tell you it if you give me your lfotation device.
ZORAX: Whatever. {jumps off of the the box, which maloa grabs} What did I want to remember again?
MALOA: I don't remember...? {rushes out}
{cuts back to the christmas store. hammerhead, divzxon, and the pinky monster are now paying}
DIVZON: How are you affording all this?
HAMMERHEAD: Simple. I never spent a cent of the money I earned in the last year.
DIVZON: Whatever. We'll pick up a tree on the taxi ride home.
{divzon gets a bag, and the three leave.}
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Easter eggs
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- EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
- {cuts back to the small patch zorax is in. he is now on the ground, without the device}
- ZORAX: Really, whats step two?
Fun facts
- Zoo is fascinated by sea invertibraes.
- Carolers are small wooden statues of people singing. They are sold around christmas, except for a few stores, which sell them year round.
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