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Summary

Zoo is asked about his diet.

CAST: Zoo, Albino, Dot, The KOT {easter egg}

SETTING: Zoos room, zoos kitchen, culvers, the king of towns castle {easter egg}

Transcript

ZOO977: I'm gonna watch Steamboy after this email. {an email pops up}

Dear Zoo977,

What is in your basic diet?
Ice cream? Goats? Total crap?
Or you might not eat, and that's okay.
Dennis Dunjinman

ZOO977: WAIT! If you go dennis, you meet Dennis Dunjinman? Anyways, my diet? Well, lets start off with the basics.

{cuts to a big table}

ZOO977: First of all, theres omelette's. {albino then puts 5 omelette's on the table} Not that many. {picks up two, puts them aside}

ALBINO: And a few glasses of milk.

ZOO977: Right! {puts on 3 gallons of milk, and some huge glasses}

ALBINO: For a side, you have the normal assortment of fruits. {a dish appears with cherries, watermelon bite-sized pieces, grapefruit, oranges, apple, and bananas}

ZOO977: WRONG! {the grape fruit gets replaces with lime slices} Thats better.

ALBINO: And my breakfast... {a peanut butter sandwich appears on the table with a glass of orange juice (normal sized)}

ZOO977: Okay, thats not my real breakfast. It also has french fries.

{cuts back to the computer room}

ZOO977: So thats one weeks breakfast for me. For lunch...

{cuts to dot, Zoo, and albino at a culvers}

ZOOO977: I usually have a grilled cheese sandwich. {as he says cheese, a grilled cheese sandwich appears on the table} Then, I take advantage of the prize token by copying it, and printing 9 more copies. {10 prize tickets appear} Then I sell any prize I get.

DOT: When we go here, I like to have a butter burger. {a burger appears on the table} But, We don't go here that often.

ALBINO: I just have the shrimp platter. {one appears on the table}

ZOO977: I usually bring some water to drink. {three small bottles appear on the table}

ALBINO: I like selzer water. {one label then changes, and says selzer water.}

DOT: And dinner...

{cuts to a table at zoos house}

ZOO977: We start dinner off with a good appetizer. {a small basket of bread appears on the table}

DOT: Then I serve everyone some penne pasta with tomato sauce.

ALBINO:I always put up some sliced fruits. {pasta appears on everyones plates, and a bowl with fruit appears in the middle of the table.}

DOT: This is our favorite dinner!

ALBINO: Although we forgot the dessert. {a bowl of fruit salad appears}

{cuts back to the computer room}

ZOO977: Well, dungeon man, we have a pretty strange diet. NO, I DON'T EAT GOATS.

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Easter eggs

Click on the fruit bowl to change between fruits.

Click on goats to see a bonus clip:

THE KOT: {is sitting in front of a TV, with a goat in front of him.} My favorite! {cuts back}

Fun facts

  • Culvers is a fast food chain famous for its custard.