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Summary

The baloney man comes to the island!

CAST: Zoo977, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Albino, Strong Sad {easter egg}

SETTING: The Pool Room, The Island, The Feild {easter egg}

Transcript

{cuts to the pool room. zoo walk in, and sits down at the computer}

ZOO977: {while typing in zoo_mail.exe, singing to the tune of kevin dubraus chariot} Oh e-email! Oh e-email!

Hey hardhat!

The baloneymans back in town! WhatshouldIgetwhatshouldIget?
Eagerly,

Someone waiting in line.

ZOO977: The baloney mans back in town?!? ALBINO!

{cuts to the island. strong bad, homestar and pom pom are waiting in line for bubs, who's in a beached baloney truck. zoo and albino; arrive in a canoe with a pirates flag}

ALBINO: Looks like we have to wait.

ZOO977: You can! I need to give advice to the eager waiters! {walks up to homestar} What do you want?

HOMESTAR: I need something to help me calm down. This one little kid, ridi-

ZOO977: Yeah yeah, got hurt doing a flip on a one eighty!

HOMESTAR: This kid was using an ironhorse!

ZOO977: Ok... Any other reason you want a balogna {pronounces how it looks} sammich?

HOMESTAR: Um... not really!

BUBS: One taste tested sandwich it is! {holds up a bitten sandwich}

HOMESTAR: Thanks, baloneyman! Also I think I have the call down! Watch! {climbs the palm tree, making it bend over. it flings homestar off} BAAAALogNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! {pronounces as it looks}

STRONG BAD: My turn!

ZOO977: And why do you want a sandwhich?

STRONG BAD: Why? Are you taking a survey?

ZOO977: No, I'm helping people decide on the right sandwhich!

STRONG BAD: All I want is something thats not expired!

ZOO977: I'll have to check inventory.

STRONG BAD: What are you, a full time worker here?

ZOO977: Nope! {goes inside the truck, comes out} How does a gumball suprise sound?

STRONG BAD: I'll take it!

BUBS: Here ya go! One {bends his arm over his mouth} cough cough {bends his arm away, speaking normally again} Gumball suprise!

STRONG BAD: Thanks! {takes the sandwich, licks the gum ball} Bubs, what is this?

BUBS: Lets just say-

STRONG BAD: I want to know whats in it!

BUBS: Fine! Its a ball of pink bologna!

STRONG BAD: Woah! Like a gum ball in a gum ball! {takes a boat from hammerspace, sails off. pom pom moves to the window}

ZOO977: And you?

POM POM: (Are there any condiments?)

BUBS: All I got is mustard and ketchup!

POM POM: (I'll have an I love bologna with ketchup)

BUBS: He're ya go! {tosses an I love bologna sandwich with ketchup to pom pom. he floats off. albino walks up to the window.}

ZOO977: Lemme guess, an open smile sandwhich, and a gumball suprise!

ALBINO: I hate gumball suprise!

ZOO977: {lowers eyelids} I meant for me.

ALINO: Oh yeah... right.

BUBS: Here ya go! {holds up two sandwiches. albino grabs the open smile, zoo grabs the gumball suprise}

ZOO977: Thanks! {climbs up the palm tree, sits on top of it. albino pushes him off}

ALBINO: This is my spot!

ZOO977: {gets up} Understood. {holds up the sandwich like he's about the eat it. cuts back to the pool room} And thats how I decide. Ask them questions that make it so obvious.

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Easter eggs

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EASTER EGG FOOTAGE
{cuts to the field, with strong sad at his book stand. Homestar walks up}
HOMESTAR: Which book should I get?
STRONG SAD: I suggest you get The Adventures of-
HOMESTAR: AAAH! Words over seven letters long!

Fun Facts

  • "One {bends his arm over his mouth} cough cough {bends his arm away, speaking normally again} Gumball suprise!" Is a reference to DNA Evidence.
  • The book stand is from the baloney man.
  • An Iron horse is a brand of bike.